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Ello guys(: dude it's Friday the 13 today and I barely realized that like a few hours ago..... And a birdy tried to attack my mum ;D I feel sick bleh and my ankle hurts for some odd reason... So my laptop bugged out completely and I need to call my older bro from Mexico... Since he opened the box.... Cuz we need some papers and a CD.... BLEH so I'm on my iPod again... And if there's any random gay mistakes... My bad but ENJOY

luff you guise :*

~Vere

Ps. DAYUUUM 2000 READS!

Vere's POV

Niall and I get in the... 'rapist van'. I slide to the window away from Niall. God, now's more awkward then the 'hand' incident. Honestly... We didn't have sex... Niall came out there and he slept there with me.. When I woke up he wasn't there. So I figured Liam either killed him or dragged him somewhere else...

I start thinking.. Maybe Kate and Lou have had sex.... Honestly we haven't... But! We have come close... I'm staring out the window, watching cars pass as we stop at a sign or light. More thoughts pass my mind. What if...

"VERE WHAT'S WRONG!?! WERE HERE AND BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR FIVE MINUTES!!" Kate screams.

I look up and snap out of my trance. I grab my crutches and we head towards Wally World. Liam pulls out a cart and so does Lou.

"So... Just to maker sure you two don't have sex in the aisles... I'm going with Niall and Lou is going with you Vere..." Kate says.

"Then me and Lou get to pick the movie..." I say.

"Fineee" she replies.

We would end up picking a childish movie...

"Liam, Zayn, Tyler, Korey, and Harry you guys get the food or something! Or atleast I know Liam will.... NOW GO!!" She screams. I jump into Lou's cart and he begins to push. Bahahaha our childish mixes here in Walmart equal no good...

Kate's POV

I follow Niall as he explores around. We end up in the chicken stuffy potato section. He orders some food and begins to eat. We were awkward and silent...

"So.... I never knew Vere was... Well good at sex" I say smirking.

I see his face go red.

"Just... Bleh... Can you stop bugging about this... Nothing happened...." he says.

"Sure" I say grinning.

We end up in the toys section. I see Vere in a batman suit screaming as Lou pushes... Well umm... That's nice... There's a giant rack of bouncy balls. I grab one and throw it at Niall's face. His food falls to the floor and he gives me an evil eye.

"Ehehe... Sorry?" I say.

He takes a step closer. I sprint and find my way to the bathroom and run in. I bet you he's waiting for me though.... I know he is....

Vere's POV

Lou pushes the cart as I lead the way. We get the new Ice Age movie. After a while, he stops following my orders and we end up in the toy section. He opens 2 Nerf guns and hands me one. I shoot him in the face. He laughs and throws them into the cart. Why did he get them..?! We start going through the boys' toy section. I grab a box that's filled with a bat man mask and cape. I grin as I open it and put the mask and cape on. I look at Lou and I think he got my message. He begins to push the cart fast as I sit up and scream.

"TO THE BAT CAVE DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!"

Kids were staring and laughing. I even heard a lady tell her kids,