Casts and a Crazy Ass Mother Fudger

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A/N] short chaptah cuz I can…

Kate’s POV

The day goes on usual except we’re going to get our casts off. FINALLY! Vere and I can show off our ‘skills’ in arm wrestling…by that I mean we have no skills but we’ll be laughing all the way! We finish eating and I decide the teasing with Niall and Vere having sex should be died down.

“VERE! LET’S GET IN THE CREEPER VAN! WE GOTTA GET OUR CASTS OFF!” I scream through out the house.

I really have no idea where everyone is. Some of the guys are having an adventure in the woods and others are playing with my brother’s game systems and others are sleeping. I really don’t care much as long as they don’t mess up anything. I am not going to explain to my parents why the house either A) burned down to the ground B) is destroyed or C) there are huge holes in the walls.

“I’M HERE AND READY TO GET THIS DAMN THING OFF!” Vere yells limping to the van.

The boys are too busy to notice that we’re out the door. I hop in the driver’s seat. We turn on the radio and One Thing goes on.

“CAUSE YOU’VE GOT THAT ONE THING!” a scream comes from the back seat.

“AAHHH!!” Vere and I scream.

I look in the rear view mirror. Some stalker kid is in the damn car!

“Who are you!?” I yell.

“Ponnie…the guys’ biggest fan,” a girl says opening her eyes wide.

She has short brown hair, blue eyes with glasses, and freaky ass braces. I turn to Vere and she knows what to do. I pull over on the high way. Vere shoves the girl out.

“GO GO GO!!” Vere shouts.

I drive off leaving the chick behind.

“Dude…that chick is creepy!” I say pulling into the doctor’s office.

“I know, do you think it’s safe that she’s close to the guys?” Vere asks.

“Eh, I dunno, I just want this irritating thing off of me,” I say pointing to the cast.

“Same.”

We go inside and we’re left waiting for 20 minutes for the doctor to have us go in. I swear, doctors are stupid when it comes to saying, ‘I’ll be back in 5 minutes’ and they actually mean 20 minutes. He takes off our casts and we jump up and down being all weird like.

“Food time?” I ask.

“FOOOOOD TIME!!!” Vere screams.

We pull into Little Caesars because we’re that awesome. We can handle eating pizza for a week if it’s coming from this place. Once we walk in we look at all the pizzas. It’s almost noon so the guys are gonna be hungry.

“Um, 5 pepperoni pizzas, 5 cheese pizzas, and 15 bags of crazy bread,” I say.

“Dude! Why so much crazy bread!?” Vere hits me.

“Um ‘cause I love it and so does Liam and Korey. We’re gonna be fighting over the bags,” I say.

10 minutes later the chick comes back with our order and we drive off. I still can’t get that stalker girl out of my mind. We arrive at my house and we walk in only to find the boys tied up in the kitchen and the crazy girl staring at me and Vere.

“Umm…CRAZY ASS MOTHER FUCKER! GET YOUR SLUTTY HOE ASS OUT OF MY DAMN HOUSE BEFORE KATE AND I GO NINJA ON YOUR ASS!"

Ohhhhh shits about to go dowwwnnn!!!

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