Frank came back several hours later. "WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONGG??" Gerard whined. "SORRY GEE MAH HOE WAS BEIN A LITTLE FIESTY GOTTA KEEP HIM IN CHECK YA KNOW." "YEAH" gee muttered quietly. He was still sad cos his frankie had a hoe. "HAY GEE," frank started. They were all alone as the others had gone scavenging for gold and food tidbits in the parking lot down the road. "YOU NEEDA HELP ME" frank continued. "WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH?" Asked gee. "WELL I HAVE THIS BAND, ACTUALLY ITS NOT A BAND, ITS AN IDEA." Frank started. "OKAY.." Gee prompted him to continue. "AND I NEED A SINGR AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF SO WILL YOU BE THE SINGER IN MAH BAND? ITS CALLED PENCEY PRE- SHIT I MEAN MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE."
"NO." Said gerard.
"BUT WHYYY???" Frank whined.
"I DONT LIKE THE MUSICS."
"OH... OKAY FUK THAT IDEA THEN, WILL YOU BE MY BABY??"
"I'D LOVE TOO FRANKIE POO!!!" Gee squealed tearing at the thought of being franks slut. "BUT THERES ONE CONDITION."
"WHAT?" Frank asked
"YOU GOTTA GET RID OF UR HOE FRANK."
"BUT I DONT WANNA HE HAS A BIG DICK GEE"
"WELL CAN WE HAVE THREESOMES THEN?"
"OF COURSE GEE"
"HMM.. NO. STILL GET RID OF HIM."
"FINE." Frank agreed.
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No editing and really short, sorry! Lol thanks to whoever's reading this. As always, feedback and suggestions if you feel like it. Put in some references for ya. Wattpad was being a bitch and deleted this chapter after I published it, but it still says the other one's published, so if two chapter 2s show up that's why. EXTERMINATOR URGENCY
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FanfictionA random frerard crack fic I've decided to write cos I'm bored. Enjoy! ~ Exterminator Urgency
