Frank's house was just as gerard had always dreamed it would be. Floating on a pink cloud, the house was painted a bright orange, with purple turrets and a moat filled with writhing guinea pigs. But if he thought the exterior was great, gerard nearly passed out in a pool of his own piss when he saw the inside. Frank proudly displayed the shag carpeted living room to his guest. And when I say shag carpeted, let it be known that every single surface in that goddamned room was covered in a thick, colorful layer of shag carpet. And gerard loved it. Shortly upon their entering the living room, 1 fucking million little fucking dogs ran up to them. Gerard took the time to admire and pat each dog as frank introduced them to him. In the introduction to each beloved companion, frank told gerard the dogs name and it's favorite NSYNC member. The first dog was Sour Cabbage and it's favorite member was JC. The last dog was Bubba and it's favorite NSYNC member was Joey.
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Next frank showed gerard his sex dungeon. He explained it was now unused and a registered historical building (getting renovated to become a museum open to the public) but proudly listed off the names of the most famous people it had held in it's day. Among the names were emo dad and king Pete Wentz, Perez Hilton, that lady from the Progressive car insurance commercial and Jimmy Urine. Gerard was pleasantly shocked and delighted upon hearing this list and even exclaimed "FUCKING HELL, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK PETE WENTZ"
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Like the title? It rhymes, hehe. So umm yeah just a short lil chapter. Idk how I come up with this shit. Love EXTERMINATOR URGENCY (juno) xo
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FRERARD CRACK FIC
FanfictionA random frerard crack fic I've decided to write cos I'm bored. Enjoy! ~ Exterminator Urgency
