Frankie went home that day and kicked his hoe out onto the cold streets, with his few belongings and a piece of paper with the telphone number for SARAH'S GHETTO ASS HOME FOR ABANDONED HOES. Once the hoe was gone frank called gee on his pink rhinestone bedazzled cellphone.
"HEY HEY GEE GUESS WHAT?'
"HAI MAH FRANKIE BABY AND WHAT?"
"I GOT RID OF MY HOE AND NOW I CAN BE ALLL YOURSSS" frank said proudly. gerard spasmed a little in excitement and squealed like a duck. "YAYYY FRONKEH IM SO HAPPY IM COMING OVER." gerard then directly hung up. frank stared at his bedroom wall until a few seconds later gee called him back. "HEY URGHMM WHERE EXACTLY DO YA LIVE? I MEAN, MY HOUSE IS THE SIDEWALK OUTSIDE STARBUCKS BUT IM KINDA ASSUMING YOU HAVE A REAL HOUSE RIGHT?" "YEAH I HAVE A REAL HOUZE" frank replied, before telling gee his address. gee turned up a short while later. since he was not accustomed to the social rules surrounding visiting another's house, he didnt know it was polite to knock and just turned the doorknob and entered. he was met with an uncomfortable scene that made him slightly hard. there was a bathtub in the middle of frank's living room, and ryan fucking ross was kneeling in it. brendon was standing by, holding the bag and frank was sitting on his couch, cheering them on. he even had a kazoo for extra sound effects. "UMM OKAY.." gee started. they all looked at him. ryan's face was contorted in the upmost uncomfort and every one else just laughed. gerard laughed too, before quickly clasping his hands in front of his half boner, to cover it up. no one was decieved, though. frank quickly took hold of the situation and invited gerard inside, while brendon put a plug in Ryan and quickly ushered him out the back door. Frank left the bathtub in his living room and escorted gerard into the rest of his house.
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A/N: I know guys, I'm horrible. This was horrible. I almost deleted the milk fic part cos it's really fucking stupid and horrible but then I decided fuck it. Sorry. Love you guys. ~ EXTERMINATOR URGENCY (Juno). Tumblr: threecheersforsuicide.tumblr.com, Instagram: @white.wash.walls
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FRERARD CRACK FIC
FanfictionA random frerard crack fic I've decided to write cos I'm bored. Enjoy! ~ Exterminator Urgency
