There once was a boy named gerard way who lived in Beleville New Jersey, home of all "da cooolest motherfuckerz". He was an emo diva with a sassy demeanor and fucking beautiful hurr. Gerard was homeless and didn't have a job, instead he lived on the street outside is temple, Starbucks with his stripper BFF ray and his brother, mikey. One day a new kid in town walked past their corner. "DID U SEE THAT KIDS FINE ASS ASS ASSS ASSS" ray yelled, wolf whistling. "FO SURE I DID AND I'LL TELL U, I WANNA TAP THAT" gerard exclaimed. Mikey nodded his head in silent agreement. "IM GONNA GO ASK HIS NAME I THINK HE'S NEW HERE" gerard said. Ray and mikey encouraged him. "HAY GURL HAYYY" gerard yelled, running up to the kid. "HEYY" he responded. "WAT'S UR NAME, FRIEND" gee said awkwardly. "IERO, FRANK IERO" the new kid replied before sprouting beautiful black wings made of rocks and heroine and flying away into the sunset. "WAIT NOOOOO COME BACKKKK!!" Gerard screamed, beginning to cry. "IVE GOTTA FEED MAH HOE, BUT I'LL BE BACK BABY" frank yelled behind me. Gerard was sad and angry. Frank had a hoe!! He slowly walked back to the bench outside Starbucks. "GUESS WHAT GUYS" gee says. "FRANK HAS A HOE AND HE'LL NEVER LOVE ME IM TOO FAT AND ILL BE ALONE FOREVEAARRRR" he cries. "NO GEE FRNK'S HOE IS JUST SOME STUPID BITCH HE CALLED U BABY AND SAID HE'LL BE BACK U CAN STILL HAVE THAT MANCAKE" ray assured him. "I GUESS SO BUT FRANKS HOE MUST GO I WANNA BE HIS MAIN BITCHHHHHH!!" Gerard yelled before sitting on the bench they called their home.
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FRERARD CRACK FIC
FanfictionA random frerard crack fic I've decided to write cos I'm bored. Enjoy! ~ Exterminator Urgency
