Feminist Rage

you know who this is about

(this is more of a silly poem)

tiny orange hands

and a tiny bigot mind

big words that don't mean anything

big mouth and big fat lies.

guess what, we elected him

even if he didn't get your vote

he sure as hell did not get mine

but the majority stole the show.

he's crass, he's rude, he's racist

a stale cheeto in a suit

misogynistic, islamophobic,

a homophobe, transphobe to boot!

we've been saying he's fucking terribble

but i guess some shithead bigots just weren't listening.

"but her emails, but her emails!"

those fuckers kept insisting.

the choices were not perfect

but since when have they ever been?

but an infantile entertainer? really?

and a rapist in the end.

we're on the brink of nuclear war

haven't been since '91.

wow, a whole 27 years have passed already,

well i guess we've had a good run.

he's got a twitter, well that's horrifying

but i'm sure that'll turn out well.

oh he's measuring dicks with foreign dictators!

god, we're going to hell.

this is fucking terrifying

even if he's a musty dorito

remember to vote, get to the poles

we gotta impeach the fucking cheeto.