Oh Mere Shona Re! Shona Re!Shona

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"O mere sona re sona re sona re, de dungi jan juda mat hona re"

-Teesri Manzil (1966)

4 Feb, 2018

3:00 pm, LR College

"Oh my! This is......Oh my!" I breathed excitedly as I scrolled down the mobile screen.

"Show me...."Inaya snatched the phone.

"O bhai aaram se, main bhi hoon, show me" Shona smirked.

You might guess we were watching a steamy 'xxx' video . But no.... this was something better and bigger and more exciting.

"Is this the same guy?" Inaya was doubtful.

"Abbe haan... It's HIM." I almost jumped over her and peeped into the mobile screen.

"He looks better in reality....I mean the pictures are good, but he....he looks better, much better in reality." Shona was blushing.
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"Who?"

That was Mona (Monika Jaiswal), Mona darling as we like to call her.

"What's up guys and who looks better, huh?"

"Hey, where were you? And why so late?" We asked in unison.

"Emergency! Big emergency!" Mona grew grave.

"Lemme guess please" Shona cleared her throat and began in the same grave tone "You woke up in the morning at 7:00 am and got out of bed and suddenly..."

For a moment we all turned towards her. SHOCK! SUSPENSE! SCANDAL! S....

"SLEEP...You had a strong urge to sleep, and the warm blanket was luring, but you had a class, but then ' who cares' and you managed the crisis by deciding to sleep again."

"You are right kiddo!" Mona winked and Inaya clapped for Shona.

"And that was the emergency?" I gave them an awkward look

"Of course, Ms.Samiksha" Inaya defended "Sleep is a priority......after food."

We chuckled.

"So what are you guys doing here?" Mona asked

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"So what are you guys doing here?" Mona asked. We were all sitting on the stairs leading to the science department, almost blocking the way, but who cares?

"We are just stalking a boy on FB" Shona replied, acting disinterested.

"We are stalking a really handsome boy on FB." Inaya added.

"We are stalking a really handsome boy, whom Shona likes, on FB" I added further, beaming a pleasant smile at Shonali Shah.

"So, you are stalking a handsome boy, whom Shona loves, on FB" Mona gave a much accepted conclusion.

"And the next thing you might add is that I am pregnant with his baby!" Shona despised us all and focussed her attention on the Facebook profile. We all leaned towards the mobile screen, and analysed, and speculated:

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