Message from my Hankerchief

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Message from my Hank-erchief

(That would be Hank, by the way.)

So before I upload the Epilogue this weekend, I wanted to post what Hank had to say last week. Some of you may have seen it already, in which case, feel free to tell me what you think in the comments or on my message board.

Enjoy Word Eaters!

Hank: I'm tired. Why the hell did you wake me up so early?

Author (me) : Oh suck it up you big wuss.

Hank: You sound like Jillian.

Me: Well, I hope so. I created her.

Hank: You're Jillian's mom?!

Me: *smacks the back of his head.* Idiot...

Hank. OUCH! First you wake me up before lunch and now you're abusing me? I don't like you. *crosses arms*

Me: *narrows eyes* I called you because I just updated a chapter!

Hank: Uh, I hate to break it to you Jillian's mom, but it's not Friday.

Me: So? I'm The Author *puffs chest out* I can do whatever I want.

Hank: *widens eyes* JILLIAN'S MOM YOU LIED TO ME!

Me: -.-

Me: Anyways so this chapter is going to be awesome, I promise-

Hank: LIES!

Me: You do realize I can kill you with the power of words, right?

Hank: But then everybody would hate you. *sticks tongue out*

Me: I GIVE UP! *puts hands up in surrender and runs away*

Hank: muahahahahaha, so ladies, who wants to get busy?

Me: (from far away) IT WILL BE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!

Hank: *winks to the crowd and mouths: call me*

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