Like Flash Fuckin' Gordon, by AngusEcrivain
Like Flash Fuckin' Gordon, savin' the motherfuckin' Galaxy
Knobbin' an alien princess or two, along the way
Just like Flash Fuckin' Gordon savin' the Universe
From scoundrels, scallywags, an' ne'er do wells
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Like Flash Fuckin' Gordon, kickin' alien ass
The perfect combination, of camp and sass
Just like Flash Fuckin' Gordon savin' the Universe
From evil motherfuckers an' their evil fuckin' plans
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Like Flash Fuckin' Gordon, saviour of Mankind
Oodles of charm an' a massive fuckin' cock
Just like Flash Fuckin' Gordon savin' the Universe
Just saved your life so take a seat in my lap, we'll talk about whatever comes up first...
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Tevun-Krus #55 - May The 4th Be With You: The Space Opera Special
Science FictionHappy Star Wars Day, 'troopers! May the 4th be with you!
