Me: Hey guys! I'm a non-binary dude! He/Him or They/Them pronouns please!
Dude in PMs: Wanna smash?
Me: Yo, wtf. R/CreepyPMS
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Me: Hung out with my sick bestie. Now I'm sick. Worth it
Guy on PMs: Did u bang her
Me: Tf!!! Shes 11! R/CreppyPMs
