Life has a way of screwing everyone over. You could be allergic to your favorite food. You could be good at a class that you despise, or you could be terrible at something you love. Or you could have your life linked to the biggest prick in the universe (And you could be forced to work with said prick in order to assure that your universe thrives). Perhaps the third is specific. But it is specific to you. You, (Y\N), Goddess of Destruction of Universe 10. Now who is the biggest prick in the universe? Zamasu. The Supreme Kai who is disgusted by mortals. 
                                       "Zamasu, for the last time I am not destroying that planet," you hiss, crossing your arms. The male in front of you snorts and continues to glare at you. 
                                       "(Y\N), it is your job!"
                                       "Yes, but that planet hasn't reached its deadline!" Cus looks between the two of you with a nervous look. Arguing wasn't anything new, especially between the two of you. The angel reaches in her pocket before pulling out an invitation. Lady Bulma had invited the lot of you to a party at Capsule Corp. When you notice the information, you sigh and cover your face. You missed your home universe, and you've been waiting for this for ages. But if Zamasu was going to be a jerk... Perhaps you shouldn't go? 
                                       "Come on guys, can't we discuss this after?" Cus whines. You and Zamasu make eye contact before you cross your arms. No... You are going to that party! He's not going to win. 
                                
                                       "Get your shit. We're leaving in ten."
                                
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                                       "(Y\N)!" Bulma calls, running over to you. You laugh as you return her embrace. When she spots Zamasu, a frown appears on her face. 
                                       "Mortals think they're everything," he huffs. "Just approaching A Goddess without asking-"
                                       "Ignore him, he's a prick!" You chirp, which makes Zamasu growl. Bulma laughs nervously, and you frown when she puts space between the two of you. 
                                       "Well, come on! The party is raging!" You nod and follow Bulma into the party. Once you're in the yard, Cus drags you over to where the other deities are sitting. Beerus gives a peace sign, Whis smiles, and Shin waves slightly. 
                                       "Lady (Y\N)," Whis greets, bowing his head. "It feels like it's been ages since we've last spoken," Whis hums. You take an empty seat across from them. Cus sits on your left, and Zamasu is to your right. "How have you been adjusting to Universe 10?"
                                       "I certainly miss being here," you admit with a laugh. "But I think I'm adjusting well. I do have Cus to help me, after all." The angel grins at the mention of her name, which makes Whis laugh. Beerus leans back in his seat and hums. "Thank you for allowing me to come visit."
                                       "Don't mention it," Beerus shrugs. "Just don't be too pissed if I have to destroy this planet." A nervous smile comes to your face as you nod. 
                                       "O-Of course." Beerus smirks and leans closer, he then shows off his teeth. 
                                       "At least we're on the same page." Zamasu makes a noise somewhere between a growl and a grunt, which earns the attention of everyone at the table. "Is something wrong?" Beerus asks with narrowed eyes, and you begin praying Zamasu won't do something stupid. 
                                       "Nothing at all. I just find it pathetic that a God could care this much over a planet." Beerus stays silent, and soon a purple aura begins to surround him. You jump and laugh nervously, quickly grabbing your Supreme Kai by the arm. 
                                       "Ha! What a jokester!" Beerus glares at you, which makes you shake. "I think Zamasu needs to go far away. Someone is calling him!" You quickly stand and pull the Shinjin with you. "Ah, I think I saw pudding over there. I can go get you some!" At this your fellow God calms down and nods. You nod quickly and start pushing Zamasu away from the table. "What in the unholy hell is wrong with you?!" you hiss, glaring at the taller male. 
                                       "Mortals are a disease," he grumbles. "A particular disease that corrupts even the strongest of deities." You sigh and rub your face. 
                                       "Alright, just... Just stay here, am I clear? I am going to go appease Beerus, and then I am coming back here. Can you act your age for five minutes?" Zamasu opens his mouth to tell you off, but you're already gone. You quickly grab a tray full of pudding and you rush it over to Beerus. 
                                       "That man is going to get himself killed," Beerus mumbles through mouthfuls of pudding. You sigh and nod. 
                                       "I know... I have to babysit him all the time..." Whis and Cus share a knowing look, which makes you narrow your eyes. "What?"
                                       "I think Zama gets jealous," Cus admits as she plays with a napkin. "That's when he really gets worked up." Whis laughs behind his hand and motions for you to come over. You approach him, and squeak in surprise when his arm wraps around your waist. 
                                       "What the hell are you-"
                                       "What's your problem?!" A voice shouts, earning your attention. You pale when you notice that Vegeta is covering his face, his nose specifically. Blood drips from his hand, and you can see some on Zamasu's. He punched the explosive Super Saiyan Prince. You just and quickly make your way over, grabbing Vegeta's hand before he can strike Zamasu. 
                                       "Vegeta knock it off!" you bark, which causes the Prince to shift his sharp glare over to you. "Zamasu's just being a prick, ignore him." The Saiyan Prince huffs and jerks his arm out of your grasp. He then glares at Zamasu before stalking away. You breathe a sigh of relief before glaring at him yet again. "Do you have a death wish?!" Zamasu merely scoffs before walking away, which causes you to fume in silence. A hand comes to your shoulder, which makes you jump. "Whis?"
                                       "Would you help me in proving a... Theory?" Whis asks, sending a smile. You narrow your eyes but nod. What could he be planning? "Very good. Now, make sure you watch Zamasu closely, but he can't know we're observing him." You nod and keep the Shinjin in the corner of your eye. Whis wraps an arm around your waist, and brings a hand to your cheek. Zamasu, in the distance, seems to twitch and glare at the two of you. He then turns and bumps a table, which causes Gohan to stand up. Apparently that stunt knocked something onto Videl. 
                                       "What is your problem?"
                                       "It appears my theory was correct," Whis hums. You grumble and appear in front of Gohan, keeping him away from Zamasu. 
                                       "I'm sorry, Gohan. I can help you clean up, if you want?" The male frowns at you before adjusting his glasses and nodding. 
                                       "Yeah, thanks (Y\N)." You nod and help him clean, all while the jealous Zamasu leaves to find someone else to bother. Gohan looks up as Zamasu is about to knock over Buu's pudding. "(Y\N)?"
                                       "On it." Before anything can happen, you tackle the Shinjin away and drag him a small distance. "Alright, what is your deal? I know you're jealous, but you're acting like a child!"
                                       "What could I possibly be jealous over?" Zamasu scoffs, crossing his arms. "These are nothing but petty mortals. I find nothing that they have that I can't get." You continue to glare at the male before sighing and calling for Cus. The angel arrives with a large smile. 
                                       "Yes, milady?"
                                       "Tell everyone we're leaving."
                                       "What should I use as an excuse?"
                                       "Tell them I'm bringing Zamasu back home." Cus nods before skipping away, leaving the two of you alone. You turn to face Zamasu; he looks away. "Next time you're jealous, tell me. Don't ruin the fun for the rest."
                                       "I told you I'm not-"
                                       "Lady (Y\N)! I informed everyone!" You look over at Cus then nod. You grab Zamasu's hand the three of you leave. Zamasu blushes the entire time you hold his hand, which is something you don't miss. A smile grows on your face as you squeeze his hand, which makes him more flustered. No... You won't miss anymore of the reactions. 
                                      
                                          
                                   
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Dragon Ball Z Reader Inserts
FanfictionJust a bunch of Dragon Ball Z x Reader one-shots. Some of these will take place across series and sagas (Including Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Super, but not GT)
 
                                               
                                                  