The Gender of My Pigmy Puff

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Soooo.. I'm in Florida.


Cool, I know


And I was at HARRY FREEKING POTTER WORLD and I was granted the privilege of owning a pigmy puff


I gave my pigmy puff the name of Alex and told my brother that they preferred they/them pronouns. He was like, is it a girl or a boy? And I said,

They are neither. Then he said,

Why do you call him them? There is only one.

And at their point I am ready to punch him in the stomach.

I say, /they/ {Candi do italics on my phone} are not a boy or a girl and he is about to say something not intelligent again but we were on the way to HARRY FREEKING POTTER and got on the ride there


I have no words now. 

Signing off


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