Rowan: Queen of Chav's

Becca's broken heart (Eight)

Rowan PoV

It was break time at school, so it was about 11 O'clock, Becca was crying her eyes out because her shitty boyfriend Dan broke up with her via text message, and we were the ones who were picking up the pieces.

"How can he do this to me?, Ro, do you know how I can get him back?"
"No, Becca, I can't help you because I don't know shit about relationships because my Dad was a single Pringle until I was about 7 years old, and the way he got dick was only by bloody chance"
"(Snorts)"
"Clo, I swear to God stop laughing, it's not funny that Dan broke up with me!"
"Bex, you need a chill pill, I wasn't even laughing at your breakup, I was laughing at the fact that Ro had said that about her Dad, geez you need to chill"

I pulled Becca into a hug, because she really needed a hug and I learnt how to give hugs from the best, (a.k.a my Dad).

"Clo you're not helping, even if you weren't laughing at Bex, the timing was a bit off"
"I get that"
"Hey Bee have you got any tissues on you?"
"Pft, of course I have tissues, my mother has me well trained in the art of stealing napkins, and stealing in general"

I actually rolled my eyes at this, because it was too early in the day to be dealing with this shit, that and Bianca's Mum was a total bitch, anyway, I was trying to calm down the situation and shit, I say trying because I'm an Addams, and shit never goes our way.

"Thanks Bee, Bex he ain't worth the water in your tears, because he's a dick for breaking up with you over text, that and he probably already has a new fuck buddy and shit, Clo stop tagging the bloody wall 'cause you're shit at graffiti"
"But Mum, I'm gonna be the next fucking Bastby"
"I'm sure Batsby is quaking in his boots"
"Fuck you and your smart arsery"
"(Snorts)"
"I was being serious though Ro"
"Chloe, no offence babes, but for as long as we have lived, I have never seen you be serious successfully"
"Rowan!, stop being such a bloody smart arse"
"But I'm a fucking Addams, it's literally implanted in my DNA and shit"
"Of course you're gonna pull that card"
"Love you"
"Love you too"

Chloe, for some reason, started fucking doing Gangnam style, yes, I was as confused as you are, but at this point in time I had learned to just not question Chloe's antics, as she was literally just like her Mother, so weird antics were the norm.

"Chloe, what the fuck?!"
"Becca!, stop dissing the Gangnam"
"But the Gangnam is a shitty dance craze that needs to die a horrid death"
"(Gasps), you bitch Rowan!"
"Your Mum literally says the exact same thing Clo"
"Yeah but she's old though"
"She's only fucking 27 dumb arse"
"Wait, I thought that your Dads and Clo's Mum were in the same year"
"Yes, but both my Dads are September babies Bee"
"Oh, that makes sense now"
"No shit Sherlock"
"Oh fuck off Watson"

Becca seemed shocked when Bee said, I didn't know why that was, but then Becca's Mum was really really strict.

"Bee, why did you say that?"
"Because Becca, that's the proper way to reply back to 'no shit Sherlock', duh"
"Don't 'duh' me Bee, anyway who else fucking knows this shit?"
"Bee, Clo and I"
"Wait, what the fuck?!, I was the only one of us that didn't know that was the proper response"
"Well yes Becca, but I'm not surprised considering that your Mum is super duper strict about everything"
"Well that is true Ro"

I was glad that Becca seemed a bit happier than she was feeling before, as that meant that Dan the shitty boyfriend hadn't completely ruined the day, and I was grateful for that.

"Guys, I just wanted to say thank you for cheering me up, I appreciate it"
"No problem-"
"Other than her thinking that I was laughing at her-"
"Clo, just chill"
"But Ro-"
"Not now Clo, ok, the bell going to ring in like 2 minutes or so and I don't want the last couple of minutes of my break time to be a complain fest"
"Fine"
"Thank you Clo"

We then moved on from that subject and just chilled and chatted, as you do with your mates when you're on a break, (lol).

"Ro"
"Yes Becca"
"Has anyone told you that you're weirdly comfortable?"
"Mikey has told me that, nobody else has though as I'm usually the one that steals hugs from people"
"That actually makes sense"
"No shit Sherlock"
"Oh fuck off Watson"
"Becca you remembered"
"Oh yeah I did"