Rowan: Queen of Chav's

The school system (Thirteen)

Rowan PoV

It was Monday morning again, I have always hated how fast the weekend seemed to end, but I still had to get ready for school, because I didn't want to stay behind a year, since that would have actually been shit, (that and I didn't want to be like my Aunt Mollie, because she had to stay behind a year in school, and now I had to have the same classes as her from year 8, hgh, I fucking hated it).

I was awake by 5 o'clock in the morning, because my body doesn't need that much sleep, (thanks to imsominatic behaviours that I apparently got from Dad), so I made myself a cup of tea, because I really needed it before facing the outside world of London city.

Mikey was the next one up from bed at about quarter to 6, looking quite nervous, and being the good older sister that I am, (and because I learned that trick of sussing people out from Dad), I started asking him questions, (as you do as an older sister).

"Hey Mikey"
"Hey Ro"
"What's bothering you this morning Kiddo?"
"(Sighs), well we're going to be having sex ed today, but I'm really nervous about it, because I feel like I'm gonna learn about adult things"
"(Snorts) yeah Matey, heads up from your big sister that's not very tall, sex ed don't give you shit on how to practice safe sex all 'round, just gives you tips on how to do safe straight people sex"
"Oh phew!, thank God for that, I actually thought I was going to learn actual adult shit today, but alas, the school system's shittiness has saved me from properly adulting once more"
"No shit Sherlock"
"Oh fuck off Watson"

I started laughing my head off, because the ridiculousness of Mikey's statement was actually hilarious, but at the same time his statement was true, whether we liked it or not.

"(Laughs), Dude, don't let Dad or Papa hear you say that Ro"
"Nah, of course not, but it's true though, ain't it?"
"Oh yeah, it's definitely true, even if they try to cover it up"
"Though I think Dad would agree with us"
"Meh, that's true"
"Do you want a cuppa?"
"Sure, why not"

So I made Mikey a cup of tea, like you do, and while I was making Mikey's tea, I had finished drinking my first tea of the morning so I made myself another cup of tea while I was at it, you know.

"Thanks Ro"
"You're welcome"
"What do you have this morning?"
"Double fucking P.E"
"Double P.E!, dude I'd be dead"
"Why do you think I hate Monday's Mikey"
"Because Monday's are shit Rowan"
"That's actually quite valid, most people do think that Monday's are shit"
"So why does Soph like Monday's so much?"
"She gets first period free"
"The bitch"
"(Snorts), yeah well at least I don't get yeeted across the pitch"
"That was the last day of year 6"
"So it happened in July?"
"Yeah so?"
"Therefore people can still yeet you Mikey"
"Oh fuck off Ro"
"Nah, I don't want to"

Mikey then pouted like a little kid would, and the sight of it made me giggle, which probably woke Dad up because he then came into the kitchenette to see what was going on, as any parent would.

"What are you 2 laughing at?"
"It's nothing Dad"
"Sure Ro, I believe you"
"Oh piss off, so do you want a cup of tea Dad?"
"That would be nice thank you Sweetheart"

So I put the kettle on so that I could make Dad a cup of tea, then I brought it over to Dad when I had it made, because I'm nice to people sometimes.

"Here you go Dad"
"Thank you Sweetheart"
"You're welcome"

So then I sat on the couch, drinking my cup of tea, as you do, and it was peaceful, like actually peaceful, because it was the early morning lull, that was until we started talking again.

"So what are you both doing in school today?"
"Well I've got double fucking P.E"
"That sounds shitty Ro"
"It is as shitty as it sounds Dad"
"What about you Mikey?"
"Well I have Sex Ed today"
"Yes, I signed the form for it, you won't learn anything you don't already know Kiddo, Ro can tell you that"
"Yeah she already said that"
"I know"
"You heard us, didn't you?"
"There's no flies hanging around you Ro"
"Piss off"
"(Snorts), I have a question, what's yeet?"
"(Snorts), well old man, yeet is when you throw something"
"Where is it from?"
"I don't know"
"Oh my God, you're both uncultured swines!, have neither of you watched vine- actually I know the answer to that"
"Enlighten me, why don't you Kiddo?"
"This Bitch empty YEET!, that is what it's from"