Hunted ( a dramione story) hp/twilight crossover

Annoying Vampires

Carlisle POV
I decided to have my family formally meet the people who's blood had made us rich. Hermione and Draco had graciously accepted my invitation to dinner. Who knew cooking could be so hard! I was excited I wanted it to be a surprise so, I had been careful not to think about it. That way Edward couldn't find out. When I heard the doorbell ring I ran to get it, but of course, Edward got there first.
"Why are you here!" He demanded as I got to the door.
"Edward, these are Draco and Hermione. They're here because I invited them. Why don't you to come in." I wanted things to run smoothly. They nodded and entered.
"So you're all veggie vamps?" Hermione asked.
"Yes." Esme said sweetly. Then Edward just had to make things awkward.
"Tell me why I can't read your thoughts!" He commanded.
"That's our secret." Draco answered.
"Why did you come here? You the Volturi will follow you here!" Edward wouldn't stop.
"The Vol- what - what?" Draco asked confused.
"The Volturi, the ones you escaped from." Edward replied with a roll of his eyes.
"The Voltcurry aren't going to find us we can literally go anywhere." Draco said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Emmett started howling with laughter.
"What did you just call them?" He managed to gasp out between laughs.
"The Voltcurry. Am I pronouncing it wrong?"
"Vol. Tur. Ri." Esme corrected him.
"Oh." Draco looked a little embarrassed.
"So where do you guys live?" Jasper asked.
"Though from the smell I can probably guess."
"Right now we're living in... Emily's house." Hermione said slowly.
"You're living with mutts!" Alice screamed disgusted.
"Don't call my pack mutts, Barbie!" Hermione retorted.
"So you're a mutt too?!" Alice shouted, covering her mouth and nose. Then, before I could scold her, Draco had her slammed against the wall. He was holding her there!
"Don't you ever call my mate a mutt, you filthy tampon!" He growled, reaching his hand into her back. Wait, into?
"Promise you won't or I will tear out your spine and stab you in the head with it!" He pulled a little and Alice's eyes went wide with fear.
"I promise, I promise!" She yelled in terror.
"Good." Draco snarled, letting her go and stepping back.
"Did you just say you two are mates?" Rosalie asked, the first to get over her shock.
"Yeah, he did." Hermione answered.
"Why did you call her a tampon Draco?" Bella huffed.
"That's pretty insulting."
"I meant it to be. As for the reason she's thin, she's white, and she sucks up blood. She's a tampon."
"How dare you! You can't call her that!"
"She insulted Hermione, so of course I can." Draco then turned to Hermione.
"What would you have called her?"
"A human bedbug." Hermione replied.
The tension in the room was thick enough to stop a bullet.
"How did you reach inside her?" Jasper asked, helping Alice to her feet.
"A Strigoi ability known as Ghost Step. It allows me to run through walls and reach inside of people."
"That's cool but, how did you hold her against the wall?" I answered that question.
"Strigoi are as strong and fast as vampires, but they do not react to sunlight or depend on blood for food."
"Oh, wow."
"Now," I said turning to Draco and Hermione.
"You two are immune to every disease on earth. I need another sample of your blood to see if you are immune to vampire venom as well."
"Alright fairy princess, stab us with the needles." Draco responded. Taking two needles I filled one with Hermione's blood and one with Draco's. I put Hermione's in a test tray and injected a needle full of vampire venom into it. The blood and venom simply merged together, Draco's results were the same.
"OK, no one bite them." Jasper advised, his eyes wide.
"Because they will be very angry, and might murder us."
"It might be in our best interest to keep them away from the Volturi." Emmett reasoned.
"I hope you two enjoy dinner." Rosalie said with a smile.
"Carlisle worked hard making it."
"Really? Thanks Carlisle!" Hermione exclaimed. Draco was speechless. After dinner, where Hermione chatted with Esme about cooking with blood instead of sauce. She actually made spaghetti for us. And we could eat it! We turned on the TV to keep tabs on the situation in Seattle, it was getting worse.
"What's going on there?" Draco asked.
"Newborn vampires." Jasper answered grimly.
"We'll check again next weekend. Are you two going to school?"
"No. Hermione has pack duties, and I help Em out around the house."
"See you next weekend then." None of us noticed the scowls on Alice, Edward and Bella's faces.