PUNZIE: yay! I have a question!
HICCIP: we all have questions!
ALL: yay!
MERIDA: these questions/dares are from jordyn1111, Jack yours first
JACK: go on...
MERIDA: how long do you plan on being with Elsa?
JACK: for as long as we both shall live
HICCUP: sooooooo eternity
JACK: yeah pretty much
(NOTE: they use punzies hair to stay young, or they are guardians, whatever you like)
ELSA: aaaaaaaaaaw jack that's so swee~
JACK: but when we're married I will love another girl
ELSA: huh!?
JACK: and she will call you mommy!
GIRLS: aaaawwwwww
JELSA: *kisses*
HICCUP: 0_o *clears throat*
JELSA: *pulls away* sorry
MERIDA: anyway next question....Elsa how did it feel when you saw Anna frozen after she saved you?
ELSA: *tears up*
PUNZIE: here we go again
EVERYBODY BUT ELSA: ggggggggrrrrrr
ELSA: *crying a waterfall* I felt like my heart was ripped out of me, ran over by a car till its like paper and then put into a paper shredder!
JACK: *awkwardly taps back* there there
MERIDA: okay?...Punzie what was it like to be locked in the tower?
PUNZE: well I was lonely when mother wasn't there.,,, but then again I did have pascal, It also got a bit boring but then I did patch that up with cooking, painting, reading, making candles, making dresses, playing hide and seek, playing chess, playing~
EVERYONE BUT PUNZIE: WE GET IT!
MERIDA: okay onto the next question for the most amazing, fantastic, coolest person it the world that is full of awesomeness!
JACK: I knew it another question for me
MERIDA: no! For me ye jack-ass
JACK: are you sure because you just completely described me 😏
MERIDA: IT'S FOR ME!! GOT THAT!
JACK: *raises hands in defence* alright!
MERIDA: thank you
JACK: I was only speaking the truth *mumbling*
MERIDA: that's it! *gets up and punches jack*
EVERYONE BUT MERIDA AND JACK: MERIDA!
MERIDA: what he had it coming!
JACK: *unconscious*
HICCUP: ill get the first aid kit *pulls Punzie by hair*
ELSA: no! Just leave him
PUNZIE: wow what a girlfriend you are
ELSA: *shrugs*
MERIDA: anyway, Merida, what was it like when your mother first changed into a bear?
MERIDA: good question, well at first in my head I was like 'oh crap it's a bear everybody run!' But when I first realised it was my my mum I was very tempted to run, cause trust me my mum gets very cranky when I've done something wrong and I did not want to be bear food!
EVERYBODY BUT MERIDA: ...
HICCUP:well that was um *clears throat* um emotional?
EVERYBODY BUT MERIDA: ...
MERIDA: hiccup you want to hear your question now?
HICCUP: sure whenever your ready man *tries to act cool*
PUNZIE: *stares blankly at hiccup* no just no
MERIDA: Hiccup , do you still have feelings for astrid?... who the frick is astrid!
HICCUP: my ex and I'm not sure like 4.1 percent
MERIDA: WHAT?!
HICCUP oh poop! *runs*
MERIDA: oh no you don't! *runs after him* I THINK I'D LIKE TO MEET THIS ASTRID!
PUNZIE: well he's toast
ELSA: tell me about it
JACK: *wakes up* what happened
PUNZIE: nothing much
MERIDA: *comes back*
ELSA: where's hiccup?
MERIDA: he's scared of me so he locked himself in the bathroom
ELSA: *sigh* i will try and get him out *walks off*
MERIDA: jack there is a dare for you, you have to pretend that you have feelings for me in front of Elsa and Punzie could you record her reaction
PUNZIE: sure *hides behind counter with video camera*
ELSA: guys hiccup won't come out of the bath~ *listens*
JACK: Merida I can't help but to feel something around you, something more than friends~
ELSA: WHAT?!
JACK: hey Elsa don't worry it was just a d~
ELSA: *hits Jack with a frying pan*
JACK: *collapses*
MERIDA: elsa! It was a d~
ELSA: MERIDA HOW COULD YOU *tries to hit her with a frying pan*
PUNZIE: *comes out from behind the counter in front of merida* no Elsa wait It was a~
ELSA: *accidentally hits Punzie instead of Merida*
PUNZIE: ~dare *collapses*
ELSA: wait what!? ... OMG I am so sorry *throws pan back but accidentally hits merida*
MERIDA: *collapses*
ELSA: oops
HICCUP: * walks in* hi *sees Elsa standing in the middle of Jack, Punzie and Merida's bodies* MURDERER!! *runs back to bathroom
ELSA: *sigh* *calls anna on phone*
PHONE:
ANNA: hi elsa, what's up?
ELSA: 🎵 do you wanna hide a body🎵
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FanfictionAsk and dare the the big five! MERIDA, HICCUP, RAPUNZEL, ELSA, JACK FROST! They will try to answer as many as they can and do as many dares as they can just ask and dare away by commenting