Dragon riding

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I dare everyone to be able to ride toothless without any trouble - Chocolate_Writer12

HICCUP: okay I will get toothless

EVERYONE ELSE BUT JACK: yay!

JACK: crap

ELSA: language!

JACK: well sorry but you know toothless hates me!

ELSA: Frostidiot

JACK: -__-

*hiccup goes through portal and comes back with toothless*

HICCUP: okay who's first

MERIDA: me! me! me!

HICCUP: okay let's go outside

*they go outside and now hiccup and merida is riding on toothless*

MERIDA: *holding bow and arrow*

HICCUP: good now try lifting your arms up!

MERIDA: *lifts arms up still holding bow and arrow* woohoo! *accedently shoots a bird* oops

* 1 hour later Merida can ride toothless with no trouble*

HICCUP: okay who's next

PUNZIE: me!

{* on toothless *}

PUNZIE: *riding well with hair trailing behind*

HICCUP: good now go a bit lower

PUNZIE: *goes a bit lower but her hair gets caught on a building and pulls her off* HIIIIIICCCCCUUUUUPPPPPPP

HICCUP: *sigh* go catch her bud

*1 hour later rap can do it with no trouble*

HICCUP: who's next?

ELSA: me I guess

JACK: no Elsa don't go he's a monster!

ELSA: well you go then!

JACK: ................................*wimpers*

ELSA: that's what I thought

*elsa and hiccup are flying*

ELSA: hey hiccup look what I can do! *stands up and walks to toothlesses tail*

HICCUP: no Elsa your gunna fa~

ELSA: *falls and accidentally freezes toothlesses fake tail* oops

TOOTHLESS: *stops*

HICCUP: oh poop

TOOTHLESS: *drops*

* 1 hour later elsa can ride toothless with no trouble*

HICCUP: well jack you know what's next

JACK: NOOOOOOO

EVERYONE BUT JACK: YEEEEEEEES

*after 2 hours of trying jack finally gets on toothless*

HICCUP: okay toothless don't do anything stupid

TOOTHLESS: *smirks*

JACK: oh poop

TOOTHLESS: *shots off and does a bunch of flips and stuff like that*

*though 5 hours of girly screams, falls, swearing and changing underwear jack can finally ride toothless with no trouble*

JACK: 2 words......never again

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