I would like to dedicate this chapter to Calypso02 for being the first person to say this book is funny!!! Thank you so much!!!
HICCUP: hey guys listen to this..
I dare elsa to pretend she's dumping jack and going out with hiccup by abbie_welsh
ELSA: oh I am loving these dares 😈
PUNZIE: okay so guys here is the plan
(Whispers)
JACK: *walks in and sees elsa's hands on hiccups shoulders and hiccups hands on elsa's waist*
WHAT THE EFF IN GOING ON!!!!
HICCUP: oh jack I didn't see you there
ELSA: jack I'm leaving you I am in love with hiccup
JACK: wha~bu~*takes hiccup to the ground and punches his face*
ELSA: jack!!! It what I dare! it was and dare! it was a dare! *trying to pull jack off hiccup*
JACK: STAY OUT OF THI~wait what
MERIDA AND PUNZIE:* comes out of closet laughing* OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
ELSA: you got that on vid rap
PUNZIE: yep *holds up phone*
JACK: wait what *gets off hiccup*
HICCUP: dude it was a dare
JACK: guys this is really not funny
HICCUP: *nose is bleeding* yes it is
JACK: no it's not I could of killed you hiccup
MERIDA: but you didn't
JACK: whatever just someone get the first aid kit for hiccup
ELSA: we don't have a first aid kit
JACK: why?
MERIDA: we have rap *everyone points to punzie*
JACK: oh yeah I forgot that her freakishly long hair has healing powers
PUNZIE: hey!
ELSA: so punz, can you put that on youtube
PUNZIE: yeah sure just let me heal hiccup over here *walks over to hiccup and sings then song with her hair wrapped round his face*
HICCUP: *muffled noises*
JACK: um can he breathe
ELSA: idk
PUNZIE: finished! *unwraps hair*
HICCUP: *face is red and breathing heavily* go~god rap could y~you si~ng any fa~faster
JACK: oh so he couldn't breathe
PUNZIE: sorry
HICCUP: oh cause sorry really makes up for it!
ELSA: guys stop fighting
MERIDA: yeh guys stop
PUNZIE: no! I wanna hear what he says about me
JACK: *reading next question/dare while they are arguing* (it reads: I dare jack to scare elsa by ChemeSaldua)
HICCUP AND PUNZIE: *still arguing*
MERIDA and ELSA: *trying to calm them down*
JACK: *in mind* oh this is perfect pay back for elsa!
HICCUP AND PUNZIE: *calmed down*
JACK: *comes up behind elsa and blindfolds her then drags her away while signalising the others to keep quiet*
ELSA: *screaming* guys help!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!! YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!! YOU ARE A CREAP!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!!!
JACK: *takes blindfold away* SURPRISE!!!
ELSA: JACK!!! What the hell!
JACK: it was a dare *hands her card*
ELSA: jack...
JACK: yeah
ELSA: THIS SAYS SCARE ELSA NOT KIDNAP HER AND MAKE HER FEEL LIKE SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
JACK: sor~ wait kill me... *runs*
ELSA: storms off to group
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ASK and DARE the BIG FIVE!!!
FanficAsk and dare the the big five! MERIDA, HICCUP, RAPUNZEL, ELSA, JACK FROST! They will try to answer as many as they can and do as many dares as they can just ask and dare away by commenting
