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MERIDA: HI! We have got 3 dares to do by Xxadventurous_girlxX! And the first one I happen to like a lot *randomly dances*

HICCUP: *whispers to Elsa* go get Merida's medication

ELSA: *leaves*

MERIDA: *stops dancing* okay so here's the plan...

PUNZIE: what's the dare?

MERIDA: I dare-

ELSA: *jumps on Merida and stuffs medication in her mouth*

MERIDA: what was that?

ELSA: *gets up* nothing!

MERIDA: okay?

PUNZIE: Merida what's the dare

MERIDA: oh, I dare Merida and jack to dress spooky and scare (hunt) Elsa continuously for 6 hours

ELSA: whaa?

PUNZIE: *nudges Elsa towards the door* go on, into the woods!

HICCUP: 🎶 the path is clear the light it good i have no fear nor no one should the woods are just trees the trees are just wood, I hate to have to ask it but do you ha a ba-

PUNZIE: HICCUP!! STOP SINGING THAT STUPID SONG, NO ONE HERE LIKED THE MOVIE!!!

ELSA: *murmurs* I liked the movie

ELSA: wait why the woods?

JACK: everything's scarier in the woods

PUNZIE: hey jack back from the dead?

JACK: 😒

PUNZIE: *clears throat* sorry

MERIDA: *giggles evilly*

HICCUP: *whispers to Elsa* it's not working!

PUNZIE: go on Elsa

ELSA: fine I'll go to the stupid woods! *leaves*

HICCUP: 🎶 the path is-

EVERYONE: HICCUP!!

HICCUP: sorry!

PUNZIE: anyway *steady breaths* Jack, Merida go to your rooms and dig out an old Halloween costume!

JACK: but-

PUNZIE: no buts! Go. To. Your. Room!

MERIDA AND JACK: okay! *runs out*

HICCUP: *freaked out* whoa

PUNZIE: WHAT?!

HICCUP: nothing!

JACK: *comes out*

HICCUP: *screams like a girl and hides behind the sofa*

JACK: what?

PUNZIE: s-s-slender m-man!

JACK: guys it's me

HICCUP: that's exactly what slender man would say!

MERIDA: what da freak is going on here?

EVERYONE: *looks at Merida*

PUNZIE: da fack?

MERIDA: what?

JACK: why are you dressed as a pumpkin

MERIDA: what pumpkins ain't scary to ya?!

JACK: no

MERIDA: well they are to me

PUNZIE: okay guys go, Elsa is waiting for you in the w- *looks at Hiccup* forest!

HICCUP: *pouts* (who could resist that 😉)

MERIDA AND JACK: okay! *goes to the woods*

HICCUP: what do we do?

PUNZIE: we, my dear fellow are going to go to be control room with Elsa's chocolate, Jack's ice cream and Merida's cakes, eat them, while watching Elsa scream and run away from slenderman and a pumpkin!

HICCUP: *runs to the kitchen* whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

Hour 1

ELSA: *walking*

JACK: *swings from a branch* boo

ELSA: *screams and falls back*

Meanwhile

MERIDA: JACK!!!! HELP MY PUMPKIN CAN'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR!!!

Hour 2

ELSA: *walking past a pile of leaves*

JACK: *grabs her foot from the pile of leaves*

ELSA: *screams*

Meanwhile

MERIDA: JACK!!! HELP MY LEAF IS STUCK ON A BRANCH!!!

Hour 3

ELSA: *sitting on a rock*

JACK: *the rock -~-* um El-

ELSA: *screams*

Meanwhile

MERIDA: JACK!!! HELP I FELL OFF A CLIFF!!!....HOW AM I EVEN ALIVE?!....THANK GOD THIS SUIT IS FAT!!!

Hour 4

ELSA: *hugging a tree* I wanna go hoooome!!!

JACK: *hugs her from behind* I know baby

ELSA: *screams* HELP!! SLENDER MANS TOUCHING ME!! HE'S TOUCHING ME... INAPPROPRIATELY!!!

Meanwhile

MERIDA: JACK!!! HELP I'M ROLLING DOWN A CLIFF......I'M STILL ROLLING!!!.....WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END!!!???

Hour 5

ELSA: please stop touching me

JACK: ...

ELSA: seriously your freaking me out

Meanwhile

MERIDA:...I've stopped rolling...finally! Now let's do some scaring 😈...wait...JACK!!! HELP I'M ON THE FLOOR AMD THE SUIT WON'T LET ME GET UP!!!!

Hour 6

ELSA: *walking*

MERIDA: finally! *jumps out at Elsa* BOOOOB!!!

ELSA: wha....what are you wearing?

MERIDA: I'm a pumpkin!

ELSA:....wait...boob?

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