Destiel Oneshots

A Damn iPhone?

A/N: I read a pretty cute thing on tumblr and just couldn't resist...I just had to write a fanfiction out of it. Basically, current SPN problems don't really matter (don't want to spoil) here, just a cute fluffy story...enjoy!

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Dean and Sam sighed in unusion. What is Cas doing now? They went out to have some breakfast in a little bar not far from the bunker and Cas was apparently very interested in playing some darts. After he hit the exact middle for the 12th time the other players got mad at him and told him to piss off. As Dean and Sam tried to keep calm instead of breaking out laughing as Cas came back to their table, Cas had to contain his sadness. "What's the matter, man?" Dean said with a tiny chuckle escaping his mouth. Cas only shook his head before mumbling out an answer. "I don't know, Dean. I just find myself very bored lately." He looked up and and his eyes basically screamed "I am a little child that already has played with all of it's toys please entertain me" The hunters sighed, again, as they started to think for a solution for Cas's very serious problem. That man is an immortal angel who has the power to do almost everything, but he is bored? It's gonna be a challenge to find a solution for that.

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"Here" said Sam as he handed Cas a brand new iPhone. "You can do all kinds of things with it and it is a solution for the keeping-in-contact-thing. I, uh, installed some apps I thought you might enjoy so, yeah." Sam had to laugh a bit, because the apps he installed were all made for children. You know, those like colouring books, decorating cakes, taking care of a virtual animal and stuff. Cas awkwardly hugged Sam as a thank you and sat down on a chair in the corner of the living room in the bunker as he got lost in the phone. Little did Dean and Sam knew that this would grow to something adorably annoying.

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"Dean" Cas whispered into Dean's ear who just jumped up out of shock. No one expects to hear a grown ass angel whisper your name into your ear at 4am. No one, but Dean does.

"What is it Cas?" Dean had to keep his eyes closed because the screen of Cas's phone was just way too bright and Dean was really used to the darkness. "How do you think this cake looks?" He showed Dean the screen of his phone where an overly decorated pink cake placed on a yellow plate was seen. Dean looked at Cas, at the screen and back at Cas before he collapsed laughing. As he calmed down several minutes later Cas had not changed his position and expression. He was dead serious about it. Dean realized that he had to answer. "Just...fabulous" Cas seemed to be satisfied with that and left with a thank you.

The next morning Dean got up and walked into the kitchen to prepare some coffee. He grabbed a cup and filled it as it finished brewing and walked into the living room to see Cas staring at his phone from all kinds of angles. Dean had to take a few sips of the coffee before Cas noticed him. "Good..uh,morning,evening? I don't know, I think I lost track of time. By your appearance though, it is morning. Good that you are awake, do you think I could enter the baking contest with this cake? I am not very certain." Dean had to let that sink in for a moment, then took some other sips from the coffee and had to realize once again, the angel is dead serious about it. The hunter just let him know that the cake is perfectly fine and Cas seemed to drown in his phone once again. Sam woke up soon after and he had a hard time believing all of this too. 

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"DEEEAAAAAANN!" Cas screamed through the whole bunker to reach Dean's attention who was sitting in his own room. Dean stormed out of his room, into the living room, very afraid. "What is wrong, what happened?!" His gun raised, he looked all around the bunker before Cas stopped him. "Nothing Dean, but look! My kitten is a grown cat now! I named it 'Fluffy Dean' because he has golden fur and green eyes which reminded me of you but you have hair and cats have fur so it is automatically more fluffy than you are." Dean only blinked a few times, in disbelieve. Did Castiel really just...? Sam came stormed in, also holding a gun in his hands. "Guys is everything alright?" As Castiel explained the cat situation to Sam, he only left the room shaking his head. "Don't scare me like that man, and also, when was the last time you did something else besides playing with the phone?" Cas had to think about that. "I have lost track of time. When did you give me the phone?" Dean hid his gun in the back of his pants again while answering. "Monday, one week ago." Cas slightly nodded. "Then since then." Dean's eyes widened in shock, but that guy doesn't have to worry about time since he's an angel, but still.

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It was about 1am and Dean prepared to go to sleep as he heard Castiel talking. Sam was already sleeping so who was he talking with? Or the angel has lost his mind. Who wouldn't after sitting in front of a phone for like 2 weeks. With a sigh, Dean left his room to check on Cas.

"But who came up with the idea that banana peels are slippy?" Castiel asked and a robotic, female voice answered:

"Sorry, I could not find an answer to 'Who came up with the ideal that banana heels are slicky'" Cas shook his head frustrated. Dean raised an eyebrow questioning all of this. "...Cas, buddy, you feeling alright?" Cas looked up and nodded.

"She has some interesting things to say Dean, but sometimes, we have our difficulties." Dean slowly approached Cas, laying an arm around the angels shoulders as he reached him.

"Man, you've got a really great phone there, can I just, you know, look at it?" Cas squinted his eyes suspiciously but he decided to trust Dean and handed him his iPhone. As Deans hand held onto it, he gave Cas a little devilish smile before he threw it against a wall which caused it to shatter into pieces. If Dean didn't knew better, Castiel was about to cry. With the most heartbroken eyes he looked up at Dean and asked him why he did that.

"Believe me, a damn iPhone is not the solution for boredom man. You are a freaking angel alright? Go out, explore the earth, explore the freaking universe, do things you never did before, what do I know! You are not like us humans, you can seriously do anything. So if I ever hear you saying you are bored again, I have to slap some brain into you, capiche?" Castiel looked down at the ground and nodded slightly.

"Yes, I capiche" With that, he stood up confident. "I will do all the things." 

Dean just didn't questioned it and he was about to go back into his room again as Castiel grabbed his face and pressed a kiss onto his lips. Dean was paralyzed. "This was thing number one." And with that Castiel vanished to god knows where.

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A/N: Yay, it always feels good to write stories like that, without worries and stuff  /(^-^)/ Anyway, I hope you liked it, please please leave feedback, it makes me extremely happy and yeah, thank you for reading it and stuff, love you!

~ AliceeLaa