Jackatitties: yo dude
Jackatitties: we been kinda dating for 3 months
Jackatitties: i found eyeliner in your house yesterday.
Jackatitties: I cannot call you right now but i want to know whats going on
Mark93: eyeliner?
Jackatitties: who are you seeing
Mark93: nobody!
Jackatitties: then why is there fucking eyeliner at your house?
Mark93: why you gotta assume I'd cheat on you? I love you
Jackatitties: answer my damn questions
Jackatitties: why is there eyeliner at your house and who are you seeing
Mark93: it's my mom's and you are the one i'm seeing jackson
Jackatitties: i thought you and your mom werent talking to eachother?
Jackatitties: youre lying to me mark. What is that bitchs name youre seeing?
Mark93: I AM NOT SEEING ANYONE BUT YOU JACKSON
Jackatitties: THEN WHY IS THERE EYELINER AT YOUR DAMN HOUSE
Mark93: because it's mine
Jackatitties: really
Mark93: yeah!
Mark93: i used it two years ago when I was in college
Mark93: i loved makeup but i stopped wearing it because of all the bullying
Mark93: i got rid of makeup as a result but that eyeliner is my favorite so i kept it just in case
Jackatitties: oh my god
Jackatitties: im so sorry
Jackatitties: so so so fucking sorry
Mark93: its ok
Jackatitties: i got jealous im so sorry baby
Mark93: its ok its ok
Mark93: its natural
Mark93: i wouldve gotten jealous too dont worry
Jackatitties: you never told me you wore makeup
Mark93: it didn't seem important
Jackatitties: what's your favourite brand?
Mark93: it doesn't matter anymore
Mark93: i've grown out of makeup
Jackatitties: and you loved manny like yeah like literally so pigmented
Mark93: KDKDKSKDJHANZBS
Mark93: well my makeup was not pigmented at all
Mark93: thats what i get for using the damn isadora palettes
Mark93: and dont ever buy essence's makeup
Mark93: its shit
Mark93: basically everything you can buy at the drugstore is shit
Jackatitties: the real beauty guru talking
Mark93: i miss my makeup days
Jackatitties: then start doing it
Mark93: what
Jackatitties: you heard me
Jackatitties: also im curious
Jackatitties: what do you look like with makeup on
Mark93: i looked like a clown
Jackatitties: no you didnt
Jackatitties: clowns are ugly and you cant even be ugly
Mark93: aww thank you
Jackatitties: of course baby :)
Mark93: hold on imma find you a decent picture
Mark93: error; could not find a decent picture, too ugly
Jackatitties: aw baby come on
Mark93: no but seriously
Mark93: I for the love of god can not find any picture from that time, I guess I was so embarrassed I deleted everything
Jackatitties: HA I FOUND ONE
Jackatitties:
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Mark93: oh my god
Mark93: how the fuck
Mark93: i swear i deleted every single fucking thing, how the fuck did you find this
Jackatitties: lets just say im good at what i do
Mark93: you scare me sometimes
Jackatitties: once you put something on the internet, it stays there forever lol
Mark93: goddammit
Jackatitties: you look good
Mark93: thanks
Jackatitties: but i found something else too
Jackatitties: who is Evan?
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