MARK93: ok but
Mark93: what if i told you i sat on my sunglasses and now theyre shaped as my ass
Jackatitties: theyre beautiful
Mark93: but i sat on them
Jackatitties: ahhh
Mark93: what
Jackatitties: lemme eat them
Mark93: uhh wHAT
Jackatitties: the same way i eat your ass
Mark93: OH HELL NOooOOoOOOOOOO
Jackatitties: ;)
Mark93: i dont want to see you rubbing those damn sunglasses all over your body
Jackatitties: thats not how i eat your ass
Mark93: well what do you know you havent eaten my ass
Jackatitties: oh i will
Mark93: enjoy your meal
Jackatitties: a happy meal
Jackatitties: except your ass is not small
Jackatitties: fucking huge
Mark93: what de hell are you talking about, im as skinny as your chopsticks
Jackatitties: i dont even need chopsticks to eat your ass
Jackatitties: i can use fingers
Mark93: oh god
Mark93: cant wait
Mark93: dinosaur
Mark93: daddy*** dammit
Jackatitties: hey im younger than you
Mark93: well the authors autocorrect thinks youre a dinosaur so nothing i can do about it
Jackatitties: she must love the word dinosaur
Mark93: i changed your name
Daddysaur: wow. Seriously. just wow
Daddysaur: and tHAT SOUNDs LIKE A FREAKING POKEMON
Mark93: a damn sexy pokemon
Mark93: it's the fourth form of bulbasaur
Mark93: daddysaur
Daddysaur: i am so done
Mark93: #autoincorrect
I'm so sorry
