Jackatitties: kill me now
Mark93: why would i do that
Jackatitties: i left my fucking underwear at your house UGH SO EMBARRASSING
Mark93: yeah i noticed
Jackatitties: id like to have my underwear backkkk
Mark93: no its mine now
Jackatitties: what
Mark93: nothing
Mark93: im too lazy to drive to your place
Mark93: ill just mail it to you
Jackatitties: wow so extra
Mark93: says the king of extraness
Jackatitties: no but seriously can i have my underwear back
Mark93: yeah i said ill mail it to you
Jackatitties: i cant with you anymore
Mark93: sorry daddy
Jackatitties: nO STOP
Jackatitties: AND YIU DIDNT EVEN CALL ME DADDY LAST NIGHT
Mark93: i forgot
Mark93: i was in heaven
Jackatitties: im flattered you liked my d that much
Mark93: no what are you talking about, i ate chocolate
Jackatitties: I. am. officially. done. with. you.
Mark93: lmao i was just kidding you were the best fuck ive ever had
Jackatitties: oh stop it you (◕//ω//◕)
Mark93: well then
Mark93: was i best fuck youve ever had
Jackatitties: no
Mark93: youre supposed to say yes, we're saying cheesy stuff you idiot
Jackatitties: oh
Jackatitties: you were
Mark93: thats my boy
Jackatitties: you mean daddy right
Mark93: shut up
