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Me in when speculating a plan to somehow go in Korea without wasting any of my (nonexistent) money.

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Glutathione Man

You: You bitch.

You: Fuck you.

You: I GOT MY FIRST EVER DETENTION BECAUSE OF YOU!

Glutathione Man: Was it fun?

You: NO!

You: My mother will be mad at me!

You: Plus why did you messaged me those kinds of things in the middle of class!

You:My teacher read it out in class!

Glutathione Man: She....did...?

You: Yes!

Glutathione Man: How was your suffering?😂

You: Bijj!

You: I bet if you were there then you will feel more embarrassed than I am!

Glutathione Man: But I wasn't ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

Glutathione Man: Hope you enjoyed your suffering😂

You: Yes. I did.

Glutathione Man: You did?

Glutathione Man: You're one weird girl, Y/N

You: I was being sarcastic, Yoongi.

Glutathione Man: Nice.

You: ???

Glutathione Man: You called me by my name.

You: Well, you called me by mine, so I figured I should too, since I am guessing that this is going to be a first step to....

Glutathione Man: To what?

You: A new friendship between us, I guess?

Glutathione Man: Really?

Glutathione Man: You consider us as friends?

You: Sure, why not? Strangers are just friends we haven't met, right?

Glutathione Man: Thanks, Y/N.

Glutathione Man: This means a lot to me.

You: This means a lot to me, too.

You: I hope you aren't like my previous so called "friends"

Glutathione Man: Trust me, Y/N. I'm nothing like them.

You: Goodnight, then. I have exams tomorrow.

Glutathione Man: If you have exams tomorrow, then you won't be sleeping early, right?

Glutathione Man: Because, review and stuff.

You: Well, actually you're right.

Glutathione Man: Then why did you say goodnight?

You: I'm saying that to YOU, Yoongi. It means that you should sleep.

Glutathione Man: Why?

You: With you being an idol, I bet you have a packed schedule that obviously doesn't involve a correct amount of rest, so you should sleep and replenish your energy so that you will have enough energy to your schedule tomorrow.

Glutathione Man: Aw, you're making me blush, Y/N😂

You: Lmao😂 You haven't even seen my GORGEOUS face yet, but you're already blushing?

Glutathione Man: *cough* egoistical much *cough*

You: How dare you!

Glutathione Man: Speaking of your face, you don't you use your real face as your profile pic in Twitter instead of quotes and such?

You: I feel insecure with my face.

Glutathione Man: Nonsense, let me see.

Glutathione Man: I mean, I can take a little bit of hideousness after the years of seeing the boys.

Glutathione Man: So, I bet your face will just be the lowest amount of ugliness.

You: I'll take that as a compliment.

You: *insert pic of you*

Glutathione Man: Wow.

Glutathione Man: Are you sure that you didn't take that off the internet?

You: I would never.

Glutathione Man: You sure?

You: Yes.

Glutathione Man: Mind if I use it as your contact pic?

You: Wait! Don't use that pic!

You: *insert two pics of you*

Glutathione Man: Why two?

You: That is the only good recent pics that I took.

You: I can't pick any good pic for a contact pic.

You: So, you decide yourself.

You: I'll just take a pic of you from the internet as your contact pic.

Glutathione Man: Okay then. Good luck for your exams.

You: Good luck for whatever you have in store for tomorrow. Remember to eat complete breakfast. Don't skip it as you need all that nutrients to go on to the day. Not just breakfast but lunch, snacks (don't eat junk foods, eat fruits, it's much more appetising) and dinner.

You: Don't stress yourself too much. When it's break, drink lots of water to keep hydrated, also if you're tired, excuse yourself from any form of craziness with your group mates that involves stressing your body after too much practice and rest, sleep.

You: Well, sleep well, Yoongi.

Glutathione Man: Thank you, I will do just that.

Glutathione Man: Goodnight to you, too, Y/N.

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