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Glutathione Man

You: Good morning. Sorry to bother you so early in the morning, but it's a Saturday and I don't have anything else to do. So... Have you eaten?

Glutathione Man: Good morning to you, too. And yes, I have eaten. How about you?

You: I'm currently eating breakfast right now.

Glutathione Man: Really? What's your breakfast?

You: Left over carbonara.

Glutathione Man: Really? Can I have some? :3

You: Oops. Ate them all already.

Glutathione Man: You're gonna grow fat if you eat too much.

You: U can't stop meh.

Glutathione Man: Fair point.

You: So, what do you have in your schedule for today?

Glutathione Man: I have a meeting about upcoming events/concerts at 7 AM to 8 AM. After that I have straight 3 hours of dance practice for our song. 11 to 12, well. That's lunch break. After lunch break, we have a fan meet event for about 3 hours.

You: Wow.

You: Sounds like a hectic day in store for you.

Glutathione Man: Yeah, you're right.

Glutathione Man: How about you?

You: Well, not much.

Glutathione Man: Come one. Spill it.

You: Just some part time job at this new opened café.

Glutathione Man: When does your shift start?

You: Around 7:30.

Glutathione Man: Whoa. It's already 6:45, you should get ready.

You: Oh. Okay, I kinda lost track of time.

You: How about you? Shouldn't you be getting ready?

Glutathione Man: I woke up early today, so I already took a bath, made breakfast and of course, ate breakfast.

You: How about changing clothes?

Glutathione Man: Oh, I already did that.

You: While texting me?

Glutathione Man: Well, yeah.

Glutathione Man: You sure like tons of details, huh?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: You ruined it.

Glutathione Man: ???

You: We are already speaking properly without your constant pickup lines and perverseness.

Glutathione Man: Oops😂

You: So, back on topic. Shouldn't you be already on the way to BigHit building, judging by the traffic?

Glutathione Man: Oh. I'm already in our car, I'm just waiting for the slugs.

You: Wow. And you call them slugs.

Glutathione Man: What?

You: Oh, Mr I'm always on time on sets, you're one to talk.

Glutathione Man: How did you know that?

Glutathione Man: Becoming a fan perhaps? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Glutathione Man: Welcome into the fandom, Y/N L/N.

Glutathione Man: 'Cause you ain't leaving. Once in the fandom, forever in the fandom.

You: You're making your fandom seem like a prison cell with no cells, just pure walls.

Glutathione Man: Exactly. And those walls are called your bias, bias wrecker, bias bias wrecker, bias bias bias wrecker, bias bias bias bias wrecker, and bias bias bias bias bias wrecker (including the roof and floor)

Glutathione Man: There's no escape (,,๏ ⋏ ๏,,)

You: Sounds scary and dangerous to be in a fandom.

Glutathione Man: Yes, especially if that fandom includes me, Min Yoongi, a very dangerous man.

You: Air. That's just air.

Glutathione Man: Way to ruin my spotlight, Y/N.

You: You're welcome, Min Yoongi😂

Glutathione Man: Quick question before I leave since we're already at the building, where is this café you work at?

You: Oh. Just a few blocks away from BigHit building, why?

Glutathione Man: No reason.

Glutathione Man: Goodbye then.

You: Oh. Okay, don't overexert yourself.

Glutathione Man: I won't.