*MYSTIFIED* {A CRISS ANGEL FANFIC.}

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I snickered slightly and told her that they were probably really living the nightlife down at the girly clubs trying to get lucky, then I added jokingly that with Klayton around every party night was a slutfest with him and Luke wouldn't have any trouble at all finding a girl. Kc wrapped her arm around me and said it would be nice if her brother could find a decent girl to make his own so he could settle down and have a new beginning at living. I kissed her on the nose and told her how lucky I was to have her part of mine and Johnny's life. Kc returned my kiss and said she was ecstatic to be with us both, and that her cup runneth over with love.

Just as I was getting a late brunch ready for the three of us, Klayton and Luke came in the house with a girl tucked under each of their arms with huge smiles on their faces. Johnny came down the stairs riding on Butch's back as he was giggling and telling everyone that he was hungry and thirsty. Luke turned loose of the girl he was hanging on and picked his nephew up and gave him a playful swing as he carried him into the kitchen where I was just putting the food on the plates and Kc was helping me carry them out to the table. I created a masterpiece lunch of Greek steak and cheese gyros for everyone, luckily I made extras for Luke and Klayton's new girlfriends they recently acquired. But before I handed them a plate I asked for their names, The dark brunette that was hanging on Luke said her name was Tina, Then the blonde that was entangled with Klayton said her name was Candy. I snickered to myself as I pervertedly said I bet she was, then as I sat the plate down in front of her I added I bet I knew what type of candy she was too.

Klayton slapped me and told me to behave, but I didn't submit until Kc got onto me telling me to stop nitpicking. I smiled devilishly at her as I said yes my love, my princess, my one and only sweet baby Bess then I turned to Candy and apologized for my perversion, but I couldn't resist when I heard that particular name on a young female. Candy gave me a silly smile and said she really did hate her name but her father gave it to her and he was the owner of an exotic strip club, and that was the only types of females he's ever been around, so he in his great wisdom thought Candy was a great name, but it was all too clear that he was totally tripping when he named her.

After that little incident, I knew we wouldn't be seeing those two girls again with them, but I think that's what they had in mind because neither of them was looking for a long haul with any female like I was with Kc. Luke congratulated Kc for going steady with me and being there for Johnny, but he was just in the way being there at the house and said he would find a bachelor pad of his own, so he wouldn't crowd us anymore, but I stopped him in mid-sentence and said there was plenty of room here, and he was most welcome to live here. Luke shook his head as he thanked me. Klayton came walking in the very next day with another girl wrapped around him, only this time she looked a little more refined and respectable.

I walked over to him and asked him if I should dare to ask what her name was, Klayton gave me his silly grin and said that her name was Karalea and that she was different then any other girl he's ever been with. Then another girl walked in behind them, and Klayton said she was Karalea's sister, Rachel, and that she was looking forward in meeting Luke because, after all, he's told her about him, she was very interested in going on a double date with them. I gave her a hearty handshake as I hollered up for Luke and told him there was a very lovely girl down here that wanted to meet him.

Luke came down the stairs with Johnny hanging across his shoulders giggling away from all the rough-housing they were doing while Kc was doing the laundry and making the beds. Luke handed Johnny to me as he straightened his hair a little bit and cleared his throat to introduce himself to the very incredibly gorgeous girl in front of him. But I wasn't worried at all, because I think he nailed it with her at hello. Klayton and Luke both asked if Kc and I would like to join them on the dating night, but I shook my head no to them and said we had a tiny tot to take care of, and we could have our own private date night here at the house. Plus I was expecting my other buddy and his ole lady over, later on, to shoot the breeze with and maybe an argument or two. 

Klayton looked over his sunglasses at me and said who was more important to hang out with other than himself. I gave him a smirk as I told him Sully and Sandy were coming over this evening wanting to hang out with me and meet my new love interest. Klayton blew raspberries at me and said he wasn't hanging around here then, because he and Sully were always butting heads, they didn't like each other at all, but it was rather comical to see them go at it when they were in the same room with each other. So they all left and Johnny went back up to his room to play for a couple more hours before wanting to take his nap, and Kc and I went into the den and turned on the T.V. to see if there was anything on worth watching until our company got there.