If the Beatles Guest-Starred on Friends

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What they would do:

John: hangs out with Chandler and makes bad jokes with him the whole time. (Chandler's jokes are amazing tbh)

Paul: hangs out with Monica, helps her clean her apartment, and hangs out with Rachel and gives her fashion tips.

George: hangs out with Joey and eats all day with him.

Ringo: hangs out with Phoebe and tries to convince her to add drums to her song Smelly Cat.

What they would say:

John and Chandler:

Chandler: After Monica broke up with her last boyfriend Richard, she started making tons of jam to cope with the break up. I thought she was going insane. So one morning when we were at her apartment, she gave Joey this big jar of jam. After eating that jar in under five minutes, Joey said, 'Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?' Then I said, 'Because the kids need new shoes.'

John: *laughing* Wow! If I were Monica, I wouldn't get hung up on me last boyfriend. I would be busy findin' a new guy.

Chandler: That sounds like something you would do John.

John: Well, I was on this train for filmin' me movie, A Hard Day's Night, and Paul and I had to search the train for his grandfather, a clean old man, and we ended up in this train car full of girls.

Chandler: *sarcastically* Was it the last train to Clarksville?

John: No. Anyway, I pretended that I was a prisoner and said, 'Do you have a nail file? Me handcuffs are killin' me!' Then Paul was draggin' me away and said, 'Sorry for disturbin' you girls.' And I said, 'You'll never guess what I was in for!'

Chandler: Man, I feel sorry for what Paul, George, and Ringo have to go through on a daily basis.

Paul, Monica, and Rachel:

Monica: Thanks for helping me clean Paul.

Paul: Don't mention it love.

Monica: *angry* I would appreciate it if a certain someone would help us finish cleaning!

Rachel: *annoyed* Well this someone has a date with Ross in an hour! But there's a problem.

Paul: What's the problem Rachel?

Rachel: I can't decide on what to wear on my date with Ross! And it's in an hour!

Monica: Rachel you can worry about your date with Ross later! I told you help me clean!

Rachel: No you didn't.

Monica: I didn't?

Rachel: I specifically remember you saying 'Don't touch that! And get the hell out of my living room!'

Monica: Huh. Now that you mention it, I remember saying that.

Paul: If you need help on deciding on what to wear, I might be of some service.

Rachel: *excited* Thanks Paul! I'll be right back with the outfits.

Monica: *angry* I hope you know what you just did! I bet you 5 bucks that you won't be able to help her!

Paul: I'll take you up on that offer!

Rachel: So should I wear the denim shirt, black miniskirt, and black heels, or the white shirt, black miniskirt, and gray heels?

Paul: The denim shirt, black miniskirt, and black heels. It's a simple look, yet it has that casual appeal to it, if you know what I mean. But in all honesty, Ross won't care about how you look because he loves you.

Rachel: I see what you mean! Thanks for your help Paul!

Paul: Your welcome Rachel. You owe me 5 bucks Monica!

Monica: Here! Take it!

George and Joey:

George: Why did you order 2 pizzas Joey?

Joey: It's the 'Joey Special'.

George: So are we gonna share the pizzas?

Joey: *yelling* Joey doesn't share food!

George: Umm. Okay. *starts eating jellybabies*

Joey: Can I have some George?

George: *yelling* George doesn't share jellybabies!

Ringo and Phoebe:

Ringo: I think you could add drums to Smelly Cat Phoebe.

Phoebe: I don't think the song needs drums Ringo.

Ringo: Why not?

Phoebe: I'm just not getting that you get how smelly this cat actually is.

Ringo: I just thought it would be groovy if you added drums to the song. Sorry.

Phoebe: It's okay.

Keep requesting ideas.
Remember peace and love. -Abby

 -Abby

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