If the Beatles were in The Breakfast Club

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Who they'd be/ What they'd do:

John: Bender (the criminal). I He would convince the other Beatles, especially Ringo, to do drugs, and is very sarcastic. He'd also get into tons of trouble.

Paul: Claire (the princess).  He would give George a free makeover to help him get girls, and can be snobby at times.

George: Allison (the basket case). He would be quiet the whole time and not bother anyone.

Ringo: Brian (the nerd). He would be shy and talk nonstop about the most random things.

What they would say:

John and Ringo:

John: What are we havin'?
Ringo: Uh, it's your standard, regular lunch I guess...
John: Milk?
Ringo: Uh, soup.
John: Ah.
Ringo: That's apple  juice...
John: I can read idiot! PB&J with the crusts cut off... Sound like somethin' George would eat. Well, Rings, this is a very nutritious lunch. *sarcastically* Did your mum marry Mr. Rogers?
Ringo: Uh. no. Mr. Starkey.

Paul and George:

Paul: Y'know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. Y'know.
George: Hey, I like all that black shit... Stop sayin' y'know all the time!
Paul: Sorry George.
George: Why are you bein' so nice to me?
Paul: 'cause you're lettin' me.

Paul and John:

Paul: *sticks up the middle finger*
John: Such an obscene finger gesture from such a pristine guy with long eye lashes. I guess?
George: *laughing* You call that an insult!
John: You're not a comedian! Stick to your label basket case!
George: Whatever John.
Paul: I'm not that pristine. What did you mean by that John?
John: I don't know. I just couldn't think of a good insult.
Ringo: That was a terrible insult John.
John: Shut up nerd!

Does anyone have requests?
Remember peace and love. -Abby

 -Abby

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