"Hi, Loki" (y/n) gives him a wave before following Valkyrie to the kitchen.
"Hello Sweetheart".
Thor cautiously steps into the apartment picking up a plastic bottle and tossing it at Loki.
"ow"
"Just had to be sure".
"Hello Bruce," Loki said
"so, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you these days"
"It varies from moment to moment".
Bruce's eyes went wide for a moment before backing away. He joined (y/n) in the kitchen looking for food. (y/n) was chomping on fruit when Bruce suddenly said "ANUS"
"Booty?" (y/n) questioned " the anus is the booty. why are we talking about the booty?"
"Yeah, whose anus?" Bruce joined the conversation.
"for the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it" Thor defeated himself.
"That looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an Einstein-Rosen bridge"
"I still haven't been to school yet. Most of the books I read are about countries and history and colors and animals." (y/n) didn't understand Bruce's smart talk. no one did.
"we need another ship. That will tear mine to pieces" Valkyrie said picking up some booze.
"she's right we need one that can withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity" now Thor was talking smart.
"and has an offline power steering system that could function without onboard computers" Bruce added
"and we need one with cup holders because we're gonna die. So, drinks!" Valkyrie cheered. She was the only one (y/n) understood in the whole conversation. She needed to do more reading.
"Where do we get one of those" Bruce asked. They had a plan but no ship.
"I don't mean to impose..." (y/n) yelped as Valkyrie throws a bottle at Loki's head. She jumps and runs to hide behind Bruce.
Throwing and smashing off the bottle reminded her of her biological father. Very rough man his favorite game to play was flinching. He'd throw a bottle or something at the wall or you whatever he felt like and if you flinched you were punished. Valkyrie's actions understandable sent her into a small panic but once she saw that Loki was fine and giving her a small smile she calmed down.
"Um... The Grandmaster has a locker full of ships but you need passwords to get in. Loki has the passwords." (y/n) says from behind Bruce quietly. Everyone looks to Loki "In exchange for the access codes and ship access all I'm asking for is safe passaged... through the anus".
Bruce whistles pulling (y/n) over to the other side of the room away from Loki. "can I give a quick FYI. I was talking to him a few minutes ago and he was ready to kill all of us"
"he did try to kill me," Valkyries said
"me too." Thor said " There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows I love snakes. So. I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like,'Bleghn, it's me!' and he stabbed me... we were 8″
(y/n) made a face and walked over to Loki the smirk he was wearing vanished " are you going to stab me too?" She asked.
Loki's face fell "oh no, no, no I'd never hurt you. You are my beautiful angel. I wouldn't harm a hair on your pretty perfect head, okay? Now you wipe those tears away because no harm will come to you". (y/n) hadn't noticed the tears she was shedding and wiped them away. "Hey darling, look up " she looked up to see a small could above her head. At first, she didn't understand but then small white flakes were falling from the cloud.
Snow.

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The Snow (Loki Fanfiction) Sequel to The Rain
FanfictionThe Sequel to 'The Rain'. The reader meets Thor, Bruce, and Loki. She accidentally tags along in their adventures. Along the way she helps Loki This is the sequel to The Rain this will be taking place during Thor: Ragnarok two months after the figh...