Imma rant but imnot finna use caps coz i just woke up so.
I woke up to a surprise, my auntie from the states visits us. So i pretended to sleep so when i would wake up it would be dramatic.
BUT THEN
My other auntie had to be salty saying "I know you heard her already y r u acting surprised"
First of all bitch be quiet ur my least favorite auntie and honey i only have two aunties.
Second, you stfu before i finesse your ugly ass into your face.
It doesnt mean ur the less wanted sister, you get to torment the better sister on the next generation. Like im sorry that i slay better than my younger and older sister i mean i got all the good genes
Question bitches. "How lazy are you?"
Coz I starve myself smtimes just coz im not feeling like going out the bed. And wait till my donkey of a sister walked into my room so i can command her to bring me brunch in bed, and if questioned who she was bringing food for she must answer "Its mine".
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you must be wondering how i can do that like what if she says no?
Well honey, i have blackmail on her more than she has hair so.
