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(L)Vampire!Matt }Hunger{

A/N: I'm typing this whole story on the van ride home from the choir trip and it's only a LITTLE awkward with two of my friends sitting next to me, but you know.  I had a lot of fun on the trip, but because of it I haven't had much time to look over the requests I've gotten, but please feel free to send in more!

Request for: DracoSoddingMalfoy

It wasn't easy living in a house full of four man-children. It was even less easy when the four overgrown toddlers were literally four different types of monsters. Honestly you felt like you were always cleaning up some extreme kind of mess; 'Oh, (Y/N)! Tom transformed in a fit of rage and is stuck in his room because the door is small! Help him!' '(Y/N)! Tord got pissed off and summoned hellfire in the kitchen, can you put it out?'

From Edd freezing over entire rooms to Matt trying to feed off of the cat, you had to take care of it all.

As if that wasn't difficult enough on it's own, you also had to take care of your needy, vampire, boyfriend at the same time.

Right now it was the calm before the very obvious storm, and you were just waiting for something to go wrong.

A shout sounded from the living room, and you sighed heavily.

"(Y/N-N-N-N-N-N)!" Edd called for you.

You trudged into the living room, afraid of whatever was awaiting you.

You weren't half as scared as you should've been though.

Edd, Matt, and Tom were all pressed up against the far wall. Tord was sitting on the floor, in front of the couch, with his knees up to his chest. Surrounding the Norwegian demon on the floor in a semicircle on the floor was a horde of...

Furbies? Yes, those were most certainly Furbies.

Just as you were about to say 'fuck this' and return to your room, you had Matt clinging to your waist.

"Hey!" Matt yelped out aggressively, "This isn't;t something we should get my darling (Y/N) involved in! They could get hurt!" The ginger snapped, hugging onto you protectively.

"I don't care who we get involved!" Tord whined, "But will someone help me?!"

You tried to take a step forward to help Tord, but Matt hugged onto you tighter, preventing you from doing so..

"(Y/N)! I'm hungry! You need to come help me!" The ginger complained.

"Sorry, Tord," You hummed out, but you weren't really sorry, "Matt needs me."

"Tom, you help him," Edd demanded.

"Why do I have to do it?!" You could faintly hear Tom snap as Matt dragged you up to his ever messy attic bedroom.

It took you a moment to traverse through the mass of junk piled on the floor; the task made even more difficult by the fact that Matt would not let go of your waist. You made yourself comfy on his bed when you reached it. Matt sat behind you, his arms and legs wrapped around you as he nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck.

You reached behind you, running your fingers through the vampire's feathery hair. In response to your actions, Matt clung to you tighter.

"Yes, honey?" you asked, for you knew this was his way of silently telling you he wanted something.

"I'm hungry, (Y/N)..,"Matt mumbled.

With a sigh you held out your arm.  Matt normally fed from your wrist, and you had the small, numerous scars to prove it.