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Loki appeared through the portal shocking the inhabitants of Vale.

Loki: It seems I'm in Vale at the time of episode one. Meaning I have about a minute and fifty seconds until Roman reaches Dust Till Dawn. Better teleport over there while Salem and Oz are monologing.

You appeared in front of the door and walked next to Ruby and began listening to Divide because it was your favorite song in the RWBY soundtrack.

That was when you felt a tap on your shoulder. You knew where this was going.

Ruby: Yes?

Loki: Wazzup

Ruby then noticed your presence and after looking at you blushed at you.

Cannon fodder 1: Give me your money!

Ruby and Loki:  Are your mugging me?

Cannon fodder 1: Yes!

Loki: Oh ok.

Loki's eyes glowed purple and he summoned a gaster blaster which blasted Cannon Fodder 1 out the window. 

Loki and Ruby jumped through the window and while Ruby was turning Cresent Rose into scythe mode, Loki took something fluffy out of his bag.

Loki and Ruby jumped through the window and while Ruby was turning Cresent Rose into scythe mode, Loki took something fluffy out of his bag

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Loki: Fenrir! Transform! 

Ruby and the Cannon Fodders stepped back a bit when they saw what the adorable little wolf puppy turned into.

Ruby and the Cannon Fodders stepped back a bit when they saw what the adorable little wolf puppy turned into

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Fenrir roared causing all the cannon fodders to run like little bitches.

Roman: Well Red and Purple, I cant say tonight hasn't been uneventful-

Loki then cut him off.

Loki: You really must be a bad thief to be beat by a teenage kid and a cute little girl. I mean are 10-17 year olds every villain's weakness?

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