The Boy Cried Wolf God

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Loki: We're really doing this?

Author Sama: Yes we are.

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Midgard is in chaos. Mortals are fighting over territory more than ever, and to make things worse Fimblewinter, the herald that Ragnarok is coming had begun. The three great pantheons met in Washington DC to discuss the issue. However an important figure in the council of gods, who just happened to be part of Loki's inner circle, noticed somebody missing from the Norse table once the meeting had begun. 

Zeus: Odin, where is Loki?

Odin stayed silent with eyes the size of saucers.

Ra: He knows he can't miss a meeting of this magnitude. Call him here now.

Frey glared are Odin and Heimdall expectantly. Odin was sweating bullets as he knew that Loki's absence was the cause of this. While Heimdall grinned from ear to ear without a care in the world. Which is why he was the first to chirp up.

Heimdall: I finally convinced the others to banish Loki! Sure he escaped his punishment but he's no longer here so I'm happy!

While Heimdall was just bubbly the entirety of the Egyptian and Greek Pantheons glared at Odin with annoyance.

Zeus: You listened to the one who destroyed Times square just because he THOUGHT Loki was there?

Ra: The one who blew up Orlando because Loki was at Disney World?

Apollo: The one who set a flock of Harpies onto Apache because Loki wanted to experience the Oklahoma Rattlesnake Festival?

Anubis: THE ONE WHO BLEW UP HIS OWN STATE WITH STOLEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR MISSILES IN ADDITION TO CAUSING SEVERE DAMAGES TO MINE AND ZEUS' STATES!!!

Odin: I-

Zeus: No! I have had it up to here with Heimdall's psychosis and what it brings! Either you find a way to bring Loki back so he can end this  AND deal with Heimdall's unhealthy obsession or I declare war!

Odin: You can't be-

Ra: I agree with Zeus. 

Once a consensus was made, The Norse were forced into a corner. Heimdall was a screaming crying fit. They had to find and bring back Loki if they didn't want eradication at the hands of the Greeks and Egyptians. To make matters worse, Frey and Frigg, who were both part of Loki's inner circle as well, sided themselves with Zeus. However someone arrived they didn't expect.

Champa: I just may be able to help you with that

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Champa: I just may be able to help you with that.

Zeus: Ah the God of Destruction of Universe 6, Champa. Loki told me about you. What do we owe the pleasure?

Champa: My brother Beerus and I are having a fighting tournament between our two universes. And Beerus is having Loki on his side. Knowing this I came here to recruit three of you to combat him. 

Heimdall: I'll do it!

Everybody in the room: NO!

Bast: I would recommend the three god kings, that being Zeus, Ra, and Odin.

Hades: I second that.

Set: Agreed.

Zeus, Ra, and Odin: I'll do it.

~~~~~~~~Meanwhile on Remnant~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Loki: You never pay attention and always show off rather than taking the fight seriously. And that Cardin is why you have an F in my class. 

Apparently Cardin complained to Glynda that Loki gave Cardin an F just because he doesn't like him. Cardin didn't expect Loki to have video evidence of his performance in class. 

Glynda: Well Cardin. If you really want a better grade in Grimm Studies perhaps you should work for it rather than lying to me which could have gotten Loki in serious trouble. Because of that you have detention next Saturday morning.

Cardin groaned and Loki grinned. However the intercom came on and a very distressed Ozpin was heard.

Ozpin: Loki come to my office IMMEDIATELY!

Loki: Well, better go see what that was about.

Loki teleported to Ozpin's office to see Beerus as well as two other people.

Loki teleported to Ozpin's office to see Beerus as well as two other people

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Loki: Beerus! Buddy! What do I owe this pleasure? Who are your friends?

The taller one ran over to Loki with a goofy grin on his face.

Goku: Hi I'm Goku and this is my best buddy Vegeta!

Vegeta: We're not friends Kakarot!

Loki: I can tell that you in fact are.

Vegeta Hmmphed while Beerus stepped up to speak.

Beerus: This is the one I told you about.

Goku: Lord Beerus you gotta let me fight him! Please! Please!

Loki: I wouldn't mind. You two look like you can hold your own. 

Goku made a noise out of glee.

Loki: But first I imagine Beerus isn't here just to introduce you two to me. So why are you here?

Beerus: We have a tournament planned with universe 6 and I want you to participate on behalf of universe 7.

Loki thought about it for a moment. His defenses have been holding against the god's efforts to find him, and if he fought in this tournament there's a good chance he'll be able to beat down Odin for banishing him in the first place.

Loki: I'll do it. 

Beerus: Good. I'll be here to pick you up in five days. 

Loki: Very well. I'll see you then.

In the coming days Loki Helped Blake make a baby room for their unborn child. They already decided on a name and Loki was able to identify the baby's gender with his magic. Blake and Loki will name their son Jack. When he wasn't with the girls he was on Universe 7's earth training with Goku and Vegeta. The three managed to get along and were excellent training partners for each other. When Vegeta's wife Bulma invited Him, the girls, Team CNDY, and Goku's family, Loki explained his previous life on universe 6, how he beat Champa, and how he met the girls. Goku and Vegeta had stories of their own that Ruby and Myu were drooling over.

Finally Goku's friends and family as well as Loki's friends and family were ready to head off to the tournament.

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Cinder: Did this seriously just become a Dragon Ball Super Crossover?

Author Sama: Yeah so?

Cinder: This is like the 80th crossover element you've done!

Thor: So Loki and I are going to be able to return to Midgard?

Loki: But I don't wanna go...

Author Sama: Well you won't. At least not permanently 


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