Cinder: So after this we're getting back to the main story right?
Author Sama: Sigh... Yes Cinder.
Loki: So we're meeting Cottonbutt's family now?
Thor: Who?
Author Sama: He means Velvet and yes
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Loki was on a bullhead with Velvet snuggling up to him.
Loki had no idea what to expect from Velvet's family. From what Velvet told him Velvet's father Peter owned a large and successful weapons company called Scarletina Armories. Loki did a bit of research on it and turns out they are the the Stark Industries of this world. They have a long partnership with the Schnees as well. Eventually the bullhead landed and Loki woke up Velvet with a kiss to the lips.
Hand in hand the two stepped out and saw two people waiting for them.
Velvet ran up and hugged her father. When Velvet let go and hugged her mom Loki went up to Peter and offered him a handshake. Peter accepted with a smile.
Peter: You must be Loki! Velvet spoke very highly of you! Jacques mentioned you as well!
Loki: Did he now? It was a lot easier to convince him then i thought it was.
Peter: You must be some kind of special to impress Jacques Schnee. This is my wife Twilight.
Twilight: Hello Loki, I'm Twilight Scarletina I'm Velvet's mother.
Loki's thoughts: MILF ALERT
Peter: Come! We made sure to prepare a feast for you two!
Loki and Velvet followed the two older Bunny faunus. And when Loki saw their home his jaw quite literally hit the floor.
(Author's note: First person to say what mansion this is gets a headpat)
Velvet's mother looked at Loki and giggled.
Twilight: Velvet he really is just like a cartoon character!
The four entered the place and went to the banquet room.
The butler introduced himself as Steven.
Loki: Thats what one of my Wompus was named!
Peter: Your what?
Loki: Its an interesting story. You see a friend of mine, Bast the egyptian goddess of cats, got her hands on a workforce of Wampus cats. Which are like people only children sized and with the head and tail of a cat. See as a cat goddess she has complete control over anything feline. So I scowered the mythologies to see if there are any canine creatures similar to the wampus. Their were none ideal. So I decided to give wombats human like intelligence and the ability to hold things with their paws. Therefor turning them into the Wompus. They don't work for free but I pay them in food.
Peter: Facsinating! What do kind of food do they ask for?
Loki: They may have got some intelligence but they are still wombats and prefer the same diet. A wombat's diet consists of grasses including snow tussocks, herbs, roots including roots of grasses, bushes and trees, fungi including mushrooms and puffballs, shrubs, bark, especially the inner bark of certain trees, mosses, leaves, and marsh plants.
Twilight: Gathering all those foreign plants must be a hassle for you.
Loki: Not at all. Since I can teleport I get can teleport to where they grow and pick them fresh in bulk. The hard part is the bark and marsh plants. I need to make sure there are no Dryads attached to the trees before I take bark from it and walking through marshes and swamps for shoots and reeds can get messy and annoying. However there are plenty of markets that sell the other stuff.
After eating Loki took some time to admire the decor and architecture of the mansion then walked to Velvet's room.
Loki Slowly opened the door...
Loki: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Velvet grabbed Loki and locked the door.
~MEANWHILE DOWNSTAIRS~
Peter: Darling did you put something in Velvet's drink?
Twilight held out a bottle labeled " CAUTION HEAVY APHRODISIAC".
Peter sniffled.
Peter: Just like our wedding night.
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Loki: Did I get raped AGAIN?!
Thor: No.
Author Sama: Yes, yes you did. At least you got parental consent right?
Cinder: That does not make this situation better.
Author Sama, Loki, and Thor: SHUT UP CINDER!
Cinder: Men...
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