Kai: So I'm finally getting some action eh?
Author Sama: Yep.
Loki folded up into the fetal position at the word "action?
Kai: Whats wrong with him?
Author Sama: I may have gave him PTSD for any word relating to sex.
Kai: What?
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Ozpin, Glynda, and Port are shown at a judging table with across from the ovens in the Beacon Cooking Class room. Lisa Lavender is shown in front of the Camera.
Lisa: Hello Everyone! I'm here at Beacon's 10th annual Food War! Here are the contestants!
Lisa walked over to Ren and Jaune.
Lisa: You two young men mind introducing yourselves?
Ren: Lie Ren. But I perfer Ren.
Loki: *in mind* BECAUSE I SO ASIAN! I CAN'T SEE SHIT WITH THESE SRANT EYES!
Jaune: Jaune Arc! Short, sweet, Ladies love it!
Loki: *in mind* The single one says to the harem king.
Lisa then walks over to Kai and Marron.
Lisa: And You?
Marron: HELLOTVPEOPLEIMMARRONILIKECANDYPUPPIESCAKEANDCOOKIES!
Lisa: Ummm...
Kai: She said "hello TV people I'm Marron. I like candy, puppies, cake, and cookies." I'm Her boyfriend Kai Fall.
Loki: *In mind* Hello Nora 2.0
Lisa finally walked over to Loki and Velvet.
Lisa: And Last but certainly not least these two here. Mind introducing yourself kids.
Loki ignored the fact that a mortal just called hims a kid.
Loki: I am Loki, Lord of Mischief and Anime. And this adorable little Bunny is my girlfriend.
Velvet Blushed from being complimented on live television.
Velvet: I-I'm Velvet Scarletina.
Loki: I prefer to call her Cottonbutt.
Velvet: L-Loki!
Ozpin grabs a megaphone.
Ozpin: Alright the rules are as follows: You have one hour to prepare a dish for breakfast. Go!
(Timeskip brought to you by chibi Loki dressing up as Soma Yukihira from Food Wars)
Ozpin: TIME!
Jaune and Ren went first with their pancakes.
Port: I definitely see why Miss Valkyrie likes your pancakes so much Mr Ren.
Ren bows.
Port: 9
Glynda:7
Ozpin: 8
Next up was Kai and Marron with their waffles.
Glynda: MMMM!
Port: DELICIOUS!
Ozpin: Well done.
Glynda:10
Port:10
Ozpin:9
Kai: Ha! Beat that Loki!
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Loki: The New God Of Remnant
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