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Tues, Feb 19, 4:15 PM

Hans... I think I did something terrible.

Ano na naman, Mads?

Don't be shocked, okay?

Kagulat-gulat ba 'yan para magulat ako?

Just promise me you won't be shocked 🥺

Oo na, oo na

Dami mong seremonyas

Ano ba kasi 'yon?

You won't be shocked?

Gaga ka, paano ako magugulat kung wala ka pang sinasabi? 😐

Okay, I'll say it na.

Pero 'di ka magugulat, right?

Cashmere Madison, puwede ba sabihin mo na gusto mong sabihin dahil 'di nga ako magugulat letse kang babae ka 😐

I'll maintain a straight face 😐

Sabihin mo na 😐

I think... I kissed someone earlier 🥺

Wow 😐

Amazing 😐

'Di ako nagulat 😐

Very life-changing 😐

Heloisé Ann Martia! 😢

Sabi mo, 'wag magugulat 🙄

Gulo ng lahi mong babae ka

Walang banggitan ng pangalan, grabe 👎🏻

I'm serious, Hans 🥺

Wala naman akong sinabing nagloloko ka

Halos ikaw na nga true-to-life version ni Mama Mary tapos nahalikan ka bigla? 🤔

Yes 😢

Kilala mo ba sino 'yung nahalikan mo?

Of course not

E ba't mo hinalikan, tanga ka ba?

Tuyot na tuyot ka na ba na gusto mo na ma-devirginize 'yang labi mo? 🙄

Language! 😖

Don't you "language" me, Mama Mary 😐

E 'di hindi mo talaga kilala kung sino nahalikan mo? Gaga ka, akala ko ba pupunta ka lang sa mini-concert ng SEMICOLON

Iba pala nangyayari sayong babae ka

I did go to the concert!

The crowd was too wild kasi and I'm just at the back of the crowd. Then people started pushing and moving around like crazy tapos I got pushed din. I was moving away sana but then someone pushed me and there was this guy beside me and...

We kissed 😢

I landed in top of him

It was accidental talaga, promise

Wow, galing-galing naman 😐

Jackpot landing sa labi 😐

I'm really serious 🥺

Magaling ba humalik?

Is that a serious question? 😭

Obvious ba? 🤨

Tss, ano ba pinagtatatanong ko e virgin ka nga na first time mahalikan.

Guwapo naman ba nahalikan mo?

What?

I don't know...

Yes or no lang sagot, teh

Yes?

Ay, pakipot 'yan? Oo lang isasagot mo e tapos may question mark lang para kunwari 'di sure 😌

Hans 😢

Tawag ka ng tawag sa pangalan ko, tangina nawawala ka ba?

May picture ka ba niya?

Who?

'Yung hinalikan mo 🙄

Of course none 🥺

But he looked pretty pissed off when I kissed him huhu

What should I do?

Ha, malamang wala

Alangan namang suyurin mo buong Pampanga para hanapin siya at mag-sorry ka 🙄

Is that possible ba if I do it? 🥺

GAGA KA HINDI

Stress ako sayong babae ka 😤

Alam mo, kalimutan mo na lang 'yan

Magkunwari na lang tayong virgin ka pa 🙄

But I am still a virgin naman...

Weh, nakipag-chukchakan ka na? 😐

What's chukchakan ba? 😢

Ugh, bahala ka nga diyan

Sobrang inosente mo talaga 🙄

Basta, go on with your life, Mads

Kalimutan mo na 'yung lalaking 'yon

I'll try 🥺

Anong try?

Kalimutan mo na talaga!

Tss

Mads, sabihin mo lang kung gusto mo ng ka-MOMOL, hahanapan kita ng lalaking guwapo na mabaig at matangkad ta's magaling din humalik 😤

No, don't 🥺

Then just forget about the guy 😤

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