Is Somebody Going To Be Killed Off On 'STAHP'???
by Valentina Fleurette Dahlheimer
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
As you may know, rumors have been flying around about the original work, 'STAHP'. It seems like most people are obsessed with STAHP and can't seem to get enough of it. STAHP has been very successful even up until now.
According to the latest gossip, rumors tell us that the director of STAHP is going to kill a character off. Fans are going ballistic as they frantically try to figure out who is going to be killed off. They were so crazy about it that last week, a long time fan had crashed into the multi-billion company, Confodent Jena INC., to threaten and attempt to abduct the head of the company, Jena (last name unknown). Jena is also the director of STAHP, that is why everybody is targetting her and attempting to kill her basically.
Observers from the company break-in told us what they heard and we were grateful to hear what they had to say even though we chained them up and basically had their life on the line.
"Maybe the rumors aren't true!" Jena had said in her defense. The head secretary, Barry B. Benson, had backed her up, "BZZ BZZZ BZZZ BzZz!" (which is translated to, "You'd ought to be ashamed of yourselves for breaking in during lunch hour!").
But the crowd had made up their mind, "STAHP WILL NOT STOP! STAHP WILL NOT STOP!" We understood that Jena was frustrated at this point.
"I HAVEN'T EVEN CONFIRMED ANY CHARACTER KILL-OFFs! WHERE ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE GETTING THIS IDEA FROM!" She yelled into the large huddled crowd.
A man had yelled, "DEE INTEHNET FOOL!"
After that, everything else got graphic and we prefer not to share that information here, but we believe there is a video somewhere on the internet where you have to break through firewalls and enter the Dark Web, not that we attempted this, of course.
What do you think about the rumors? Are they true? Are they false like Jackson and Itmund's love for each other? If the rumors are confirmed to be true, the question remains, who is getting killed off on STAHP?
Remember to stay safe and eat your chicken strips.
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