Jena squirmed around on her hospital bed. She was sick of staying in the hospital for many weeks. Her friends had called 911 and the ambulance brought her there because she had fainted. Jena's head was groggy and she had no clue of what had happened to her and why she had fainted.
A nurse had entered her room and said in a monotone voice, "Oh goodie...you're finally awake. I guess I'll go get the doctor to check up on you."
Jena was about to protest that she had been awake for a couple days, but didn't feel like telling the nurse that she was neglected service for two days.
A few moments later, the doctor entered the room wearily. His hair and clothes were ruffled and baggy eyes were present. He sighed and said, "Say ahh as I shove this stick in your mouth."
Jena hesitated, but the doctor was impatient, so he pulled at her jaw, "EWWW WHAT HORRIBLE MORNING BREATH! NEVER MIND THIS!"
Jena was flushed in embarrassment. Well... you try being unconscious for many weeks, she thought.
The doctor sighed again and said, "Okay I'm about to tell you something, and pinky promise you won't freak out or scream because your breath STAAAANNNKKSSS."
"You have the worse case of..."
Jena leaned in closer.
"..writer's block. It is a terrible condition which prevents writers from coming up with fresh ideas for works they're writing. This is a common case and many people had it before. Why, Shakespeare himself probably had it too, but he was much more creative and talented than you so he probably got over it quicker. Because of this unfortunate situation which is probably fatal, you won't be able to update STAHP for a little while until your ideas and imagination heal."
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Corinne was bowing down to her Shrek shrine. She shivered.
Corinne said eerily, "There's a disturbance in the force..."
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STAHP: Behind The Scenes
HumorThis is the story of how Barry B. Benson stole yo gurl. It's also about the cast of the original work, STAHP, and what goes on behind all of the horrible writing and grammatical errors.
