Ollie: MICHAEL I SAID BE HOT I DIDNT MEAN EXTERMINATE MY OVARIES
Michael: Uhhhh Explain plz?¿?
Ollie:
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WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PERFECT HUMAN BEING BUT WITH FLAWS THAT MAKE YOU ABSOLUTELY EVEN MORE PERFECT also I want your shirt. :)
Michael: You're such a cutie. Also what's your address?
Ollie: Oh god Why
Michael: Just wanna know
Ollie: I don't want to say What if you're really a murderer And your cat fishing innocent women Who did nothing wrong but fall into the arms of an amazing fandom
Michael: I think we've established on multiple occasions that I'm not a cat fish.
Ollie: But how can we be positive
Michael: Face time?
Ollie: Oh shit really?
Michael: Let's do it cupcake.
Ollie: SHIT YOUR MAKING ME HUNGRY HWRES MY NUMBER IM GETTING FOOD 1+(***) ***-***
Michael: Okay?
Real Time (This might be literal trash :)
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Ollie heard the ring of her phone from the small kitchen she had in her dorm. She immediately grabbed the plate of pizza and ran back into her room and sat down on the bed and hit the answer button. Michaels face popped up and it took her phone a few moments to get the resolution right and finally he was there.
