Black Sabbath said, "Let there be Metal". And so the Creator Gods created metal.
From the Earth sprung British metal; Steve Harris, Lemmy Kilmister and the subcreator Gods.
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From these Gods came the Thrash Gods, also known as the Sub-Influencer Gods. Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, Exodus and Testament are all a part of this tier.
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The Sub-Creator Gods and the Influencer Gods together made a whole civilisation of Gods. A metal Asgard, an Olympus. Black metal, groove metal, an all-you-can-eat buffet of s i c c t u n e s amirite fellas
The Gods can be "sorted" into several categories. The Vocalist Gods, The Bassist Gods, The Drummer Gods, The Guitarist Gods and The Keyboard Gods. There are hundreds, perhaps thousands of them, so therefore every Schuldinerist has their own Gods.
"Who are my Gods?" You cry. Your Gods are your own influences. Your heroes. The ones that give you the drive to join them in Metal Asgard.
But what makes a metalhead a Schuldinerist is to have one greater God, our Lord and Saviour, Chuck Schuldiner.
As followers may have gathered, Schuldinerism is not a monotheistic faith however focusing on Chuck Schuldiner. We respect all Gods greatly.
Schuldiner is the human God. Schuldiner is the God of emotion. Schuldiner is the God of writing. Schuldiner is the Lord.
