You slowly opened your eyes. "(Y/N) darling-" you a heard sweet voice. Your head hurt. You sat up, you were on the floor, chained. You looked down and then back up.
"What happened?" You asked, Loki was also chained up sitting next to you, you scooted Against the wall crossing your legs like Loki. He sat next to you. Wide awake. "Sleepy head." He smiled. You leant over and nudged him. "What happened??"
"I- I don't quite remember." He said honestly. "Damn." You said and you both looked up around the room.
"Is this Valkyries room?" You asked. "It would be my first guess." Loki said. You looked towards the door and out the window.
"How long has she been gone?" You asked. "I only woke up a few moments ago as well." Your Head wasn't hurting so bad now.
"I suppose she's gone to find Thor and hulk." You said. Suddenly you heard food steps, and they stopped at the door.
"Well, this should be fun." You said. The door opened, and there stood the three of them, but hulk has gone, it was just Banner now. They all gazed at you two.
"Surprise." Loki sang and you smiled. Thor stepped in and threw something at Loki hitting him in the head. "Ow." "Just had to be sure."
Thor walked in passing you. Banner walked in standing in front of you two.
"Hello Bruce." Loki smiled. "So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days?" He asked.
"It varies from moment to moment." Loki smirked. Bruce's face turned half horrified as he quickly shuffled away.
You looked to Loki. Hey. You thought. He looked at you. 'Yes?' He asked back in your head.
I believe we have leverage.
'Of what sort?'
The ship codes you smirked.
He smirked right back at you.
"Hey! Stop that! No mind stuff!" Thor said waving a hand between you two. You both looked at him but kept talking.
'Darling, I believe we would be better off here on Sakaar'
I agree.
He smiled at you. Thor threw a pebble at your head. It bounced off. You looked to him.
"Can I help you-?"
Valkyrie threw a bottle between you and Loki, is smashed on the wall. You and Loki both faltered for a moment, not from fear or anything but just to make sure she was done.
"So, Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart as any two known systems. Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits. Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back in Asgard in 18 months." Valkyrie said.
"Nope. We are going through the big one." Thor said pointing to the largest one glaring red right at the end of the city.
"The Devil's Anus?" Valkyrie said.
"Anus? Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?" Banner questioned. "For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it." Thor said.
'So dull'
You smirked and refrained from chuckling.
"That looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge." Bruce said walking to the window. "We need another ship. That will tear mine to pieces." Valkyrie said.
"She's right. We need one that can withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity." Thor said.
"And has an offline power steering system that could also function without the on board computer." Bruce said.
"And we need one with cup holders, because we're gonna die. So, drinks!" Valkyrie said shaking a bottle of more alcohol.
What an alcoholic
'Honestly right?'
"Do I know you? I feel like I know you." Bruce said to Valkyrie. "I feel like I know you, too. It's weird."
"What do you say? Uncharted metagalactic travel through a volatile cosmic gateway. Talk about an adventure." Thor asked.
"We need a ship."
"Need a ship."
"There are one or two ships. Absolute top of the line models..." Valkyrie began.
"I don't mean to impose..." Loki interrupted, getting another bottle crashed between you two.
"But, uh, the Grandmaster has a great many ships. I may even have stolen the access codes to his security system." You Finished.
"And suddenly you're overcome with an urge to do the right thing." Valkyrie said.
"Heavens, no." You said. "I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster, and in exchange for codes and access to a ship, we are asking for safe passage... through the Anus." Loki said.
"You're telling us that you can get us access into the garage without setting off any alarms?" Thor asked you.
"Yes, brother. She can." Loki said.
"Okay, can I just... " banner said with a whistle huddling them up "A quick FYI. I was just talking to them just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us."
"They did try to kill me."
"Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he... he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!" And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time." You and Loki stifled laughs.
"If we're boosting a ship we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace."
"Why not set the beast loose?" Loki asked.
"Shut up." Thor snapped. Valkyrie face lit up.
"You guys have a beast?" She beamed.
"No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid. We're going to start a revolution." Thor said.
"Revolution?" Bruce asked.
"I'll explain later." Thor said.
"Who's this guy again?" Valkyrie asked.
"I'll explain later." Thor repeated.
'How are we going to do this?'
Mischievously
You smirked and he chuckled devilishly back at you.
Thor threw something at both your heads with a thunk, you both turned to them with a death glare.
They all looked horrified.
"Are we sure about this?" Bruce squeaked.
