Oh Shit

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Much time has passed, three, four years? Time passes quickly on Asgard as you discovered.

"What should we do today? Pick a random fight with another realm? Watch the guards fight each-other?" You asked sitting by Loki on the bed.

"I don't know." He said contemplating.

"We could finally have them build your statue!" You beamed remembering his late night idea.

"Let's do it!" He chuckled sitting up and you both laughed and jumped up.

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"Right there, yes perfect!" You beamed in 'solider form' as they finished placing the statue. You began to laugh uncontrollably, which everyone saw as Insensitive because of 'Loki's death', but when Loki in Odom's form stood by you and started laughing as well everyone thought you were completely mental.

You both cried from laughter, you and Loki could see though your own illusions.

"I never thought I'd actually have my own statue in the village square." He whispered to you and you both continued to laugh.

"You've always been quite burdened with glorious purpose." You teased and you both laughed more.

"Oh I have an idea!" You turned to him.

"Let's have a play! Let's make the theatre put in a play for us!" You said proudly and he chuckled.

"Oh what Thor cowering over My death?" He chuckled then his eyes lit up and he smiled with a slight laugh.

"Let's do it, lets do it!" He laughed and you both laughed like crazy running off.

-

You sat in front of the theatre, Loki sitting on an outdoor bed almost and you fed him grapes in servant form, he in Odins.

You both stifled laughs through the entire thing.

You covered your mouth seeing 'Loki' being held by 'you' and 'thor' and bent down to Loki's ear. "I look nothing like her!" You whisper yelled.

"Of course not you're stunning she looks like an elven witch!" You slapped his arm with a Smile. "Be nice."

"Oh, brother." The actor playing Loki said. "Oh my love." He said to 'you' "I take my leave." He said.

Actor Playing Thor: "You fool, you didn't listen!"
Actor Playing Loki: "I'm sorry."
Thor (actor): "Lady Sif, get help!"
Sif (actress): "Somebody, help!" The girl screamed in an extremely girly voice and you and Loki both stifled laughs.

Loki (actor): "Sorry for all I've done."

Thor (actor): "Shh. It's all right. Hold on."

Loki (actor): "I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth."
Thor (actor): "They'd be lucky to have you. "

You and Loki both tried extremely hard not to laugh.

Loki (actor): "I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. I just couldn't help myself."
Thor (actor): "I know."
Loki (actor): "I'm a trickster."
Thor (actor): "Yes, so mischievous."
Loki (actor): "Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog. "
Thor (actor): "It was a wonderful joke."

Loki lost it at that and chuckled deeply "'Twas indeed hilarious." He laughed.

Thor (actor): "You are the savior of Asgard."
Loki (actor): "Tell my story."
Thor (actor): "I will."
Loki (actor): "Build a statue for me."
Thor (actor): "We will build a big statue for you."
Loki (actor): "With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns."

Actress playing you: "my love! Don't die!" She fake cried and you couldn't help a small laugh causing Loki to laugh some and try to hush you only causing him to laugh more.

Loki (actor): "(y/n), don't leave me, stay."
You (actress):"I will always stay."
Loki (actor): "I love you."
You (actress):"I love you too."

Thor (actor): "I will tell father what you did today."

Loki (actor): "I didn't do it for him." (Loki dies onstage.
Thor (actor): "Nooooo! "

You bent down and whispered to Loki. "I do believe I'm the one who did almost all the talking and grieving," you both laughed more.

Odin (actor): "And so, Loki died of his wounds, Lady (Y/N) died with him ensuring her promise, giving their lives for ours. He fought back those disgusting elves, he brought peace to the realm. Loki, my boy... 'Twas many moons ago I found you on that frostbitten battlefield."
(A Small Asgardian Boy Enters painted blue to depict a frost giant)

You laughed more in Loki's ear at the boy.

Odin (actor): "On that day, I did not yet see in you Asgard's savior. No. You were merely a little blue baby icicle that melted this old fool's heart."

With that you and Loki both burst out laughing and Loki stood with laughter clapping.

"Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo." He called and took a drink as you both laughed.

"Father." You both turned. Thor.

"Oh shit." Loki said handing you the glass.

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