Life with Red

Random promt list

I decided to write a prompt list of my own in fear of using someone else's, so anyone reading this I apologize if i have something similar to yours

1. "Why don't you two just get a room and fuck eachother?!"

2. "What do you mean by me not handling myself? Look at me now! Alive as i'll ever be!"

3. "Goddamn it guys Get off of eachother!!"

4. Person A: are you seriously wearing my underwear?
Person B: Hey I was curious!

5. "wait.. is this not a dream?"

6. Person A: I fucking hate you
Person B: Geez can't you just say "I Love you" Like a normal person?

7. "Whoah look at that.. LOOK AT THAT ASS BOI ITS THICC"

8. Person A: It was (Person C)'s fault
Person B: Yep It was (Person C)
Person C: It was (person C)-...shit

9."Don't even test me"

10. "I didn't realize whooping my ass was the new form of Hello"

11. "shut up and fight"

12. "Do you really think I would let you get away with this?"

13. "God you're insufferable"

14. Person A: Oh my God you're such an asshole!
Person B: hey! Don't use the name of the Lord in vain!
Person A: I literally just called you an asshole..

15. "Please... stay.."

16. "How did you even get someone like him/her?!"

17. "I swear I will not hesitate to throw you off this roof"

18. "Ugh stop cockblocking me and my lover!"

19. "YO WAKE THE FUCK UP THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE OUR HOUSE"

20. "Wait.. so it wasn't you who put salt instead of sugar in my coffee?"

21. "It's just like in my vision.."

22. "The prophecy told me that you'll grow up to be a bitch, I didn't think it would be true"

23. "I promise you.. I'll never leave you"

24. "I almost fucking died"

25. "Don't even try to flaunt your ass to get me to think otherwise"

26. "I'm seriously disappointed"

27. "Can you please let me sleep for atleast 4 hours, that would really be appreciated"

28. "If I die today.. I want you to clear my browser history"

29. "How do you even smell like peaches and cream"

30. "Am I high or are you actually floating?"

31. "Who gave you permission to eat my pot brownies?"

32. "Just leave. Now"

33. "Go! Didn't I tell you to go??!"

34. "You're such a fucking tease"

35. "Shut the fuck up before I make you"

36. "Do you really think you can defeat me?"

37. "MY EYES"

38. "You have successfully sucked the life out of me, thank you"

39. "For once will you listen at me?!"

40. "Jiggly~"

41. "I literally turned into a 9 year old what did you expect me to do?!"

42."oh god you're drunk aren't you?"

43."get me out of here, the food sucks so bad"

44. "I literally just woke up, And you've already successfully turned the Living Room into a war zone"

45. "I sense an asshole walking by"

46. "Boi he's gonna get his ass whooped i'm telling ya"

47. "Oh hell no you ain't gonna seenzone me!!"

48. "I refuse to be a part of one of your family drama"

49. "I see the tables have turned huh?"

50. "They're literally a ball of Fat and happiness!!"

51. Person A: do you ever wonder what happens in life after death?
Person B: I don't

52. "Wow for a person that works with guns.. you're really bad at this"

53. "STOP YOUR HORMONES"

54: Person A: You know what else is beautiful?
Person B: Hmm? Me?
Person A: Ew no, I was about to say That puppy over there is beautiful!

55. "WHO DAFUQ ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE MY BOYFRIEND?!"

56. "Even when I had nothing I had (Person A)"

57. "STOP YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE!"

58. "Do I look like a Dick to you?"

59. Person A: NO YOU'RE HURTING MY BABY!
Person B: I thought I was your baby??

60. "I never intended for this to happen"