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Shaymien #4

(Vampire/wolf au. Deal with it and don't compare it to twilight or I will figuratively kill you)

3rd person

Damien sat in the back or his language arts class. He could hear everyone's thoughts hammering into his head. All the secrets from his fellow classmates. The things they prayed no one would ever know. Damien wasn't the type to tell people, but it was funny knowing that Noah like Keith and Mari secretly hated Boze despite them seeming like best friends.

All of their thoughts scrambled around his head like madness until it all quieted down. All he could hear now was a steady heart beat. He looked forward seeing a boy with blonde hair and a beanie on standing at the front of the class. His heart beat steadily got faster as he looked around. The boy was obviously new, but something about him was intriguing to Damien.

The boy made a breif second of eye contact with Damien before heading to the back and taking a seat in the empty desk next to him. "You're sitting next to Damien Haas?" Courtney miller asked from a few seats away. "He's kinda a freak." She said, obnoxiously laughing at the end. He just shrugged and got out a pencil.

All Damien could hear in his head was the heartbeat of this boy. This boy that he didn't even know the name of. He was too afraid to ask though. He wished to know the name of the boy who made the thoughts stop. "You're staring." The guy muttered softly in his direction blushing lightly.

"Uhmm sorry." He looked down at his desk embarrassed. "I'm Shayne." He put out his hand to him. "Damien." He shakily put out his. He was hoping not to cause a scene. I mean something about his heartbeat made him desirable. But for some reason it wasn't in the normal bloodthirsty vampire way. It was a 'I hope to get to know you better' type of way that he'd never felt before. Or atleast not in forever.

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Damien and Shayne had soon become really good friends. They talked alot and Damien had talked about him alot to his parents. They also were like him. You could tell his parents were alittle weirded out about this. They had never seen Damien like this with anyone. They were worried that it would end poorly.

"Do you wanna come over?" Damien asked one afternoon as they walked out of class. "Sure. That sounds cool." Shayne smiled at him. He smiled back nodding. "Lets meet out at my car." Damien said. Shayne responded with a simple nod and then they went off their separate ways.

The end of the day finally came and Damien waited at his car seeing Shayne flawlessly walk towards the car. His blue eyes sparkled as he got in asking if he was ready. They got in driving home. "I should warn you." Damien said as they stopped infront of their house. "My parents are pretty friendly, but they're also really weird about people being over. That being said I can't exactly tell you how they're going to react to you coming over. I think they'll like you though." He said before getting out.

"And if you aren't invited back don't take it personally. Like I said they're weird about people being over." He said before going to the door. They walked in and he immediately yelled "Mom! Dad! I've got company!" Letting them know Shayne was over. Damien's mom came in rather quickly before smiling.

"H-hello dear. Who are you?" She asked a big fake smile plastered on her face. "Uh Shayne. Its nice to meet you." He smiled shyly sticking out a hand. She didn't shake it. He awkwardly put his hand back. "We're gonna go play some video games." Damien told her before they went upstairs.

They played games for an hour before Damien gave Shayne a ride home. He got back home seeing his mom sitting on the couch knitting. She did that when she was pissed. "Sorry for not giving you a heads up." He apologized. "He can't come over again. And you aren't allowed to be friends with him." She spoke uninterested.

"What!" He exclaimed looking at her in disbelief. "He's a wolf." She spat. "He—he is?" He asked shocked. How did he not notice? "Yes I'm surprised you didn't know. I could tell as soon as you walked through the door." She said almost finishing the blue blanket she was knitting.

"Mom you don't understand He's...he's.... different. He makes things around me feel almost normal." He said I....I like him." He mumbled the last part. "School is the only place you're allowed to be with him. Other than that you're not allowed to be with him." She huffed getting up and leaving the room.

Damien put his head in his hands realizing he just basically came out to his mom who'd known him all of his vampire life about being gay, and just to make it that much worse, told her he liked a wolf. He hadn't realized it until it had come up in his head. When he said the words it made sense.

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"Hey so I thought maybe today you could come to my house instead. I know how your parents are about people, but mine are really cool and welcoming. They won't even care." Shayne said as the bell. "Uh yeah sure." Damien replied unsure. Shayne was excited for Damien to come over. He liked him alot. He wanted his family to meet him. He had talked so much about him that his parents practically knew every small detail about him.

Damien knew he should've said no and that he had something going on but he couldn't resist. He wanted to meet his parents. He wanted to be accepted into the family though he knew that they wouldn't given what he was. They'd probably say something like his own mom had said just two nights earlier.

The final bell ramg and Damien found Shayne and took him to the very back of the school. "Whats going on Damien?" Shayne asked. "I don't understand this. I feel this way about you. And it doesn't make sense to me. Its never happened with anyone before, but you make me feel normal." Damien said standing a little bit from him.

"What do you...." Shayne trailed off as Damien walked forward toward him. Shayne was nervous he was going to kiss him, but instead Damiem placed his cold hand over Shayne's heart. "Thump. Thump. Thump." Damien said to the beat of his heart. "When you're around instead of the thoughts I hear your heartbeat." He spoke softly looking down at their shoes which were right infront of eachother now.

"The thoughts? Damien are you like schizophrenic?" Shayne asked. "No." He sighed. "Im a vampire. I can hear people's thoughts." He said looking up meeting Shayne's shocked expression. "But with you all I hear is your heartbeat. And I like that. I feel almost normal." He told him still hold hand over his heartbeat.

"And I like you which is unfortunate. You could never love me and even if you did both of parents won't let us together. You being wolf and me being me." He laughed dryly. "When I first saw you I wanted to know more about you. Not in the normal way I feel about people. In a different way that was so different." He said.

"I like you too." Was all he said. "You have nothing else to say? Not about us never being together? Or the fact that we're supposed to be enemies but we like eachother and its like romeo and juliet?" Damien asked. "I like you." Shayne repeated pausing before speaking again. "Fuck the capulet's and the Montague's. Their rivalry doesn't get to choose for us. We get to choose our path and I choose you." He spoke passionately.

Damien smiled at his words. "I choose you too." He said his vampire teeth showing alittle. Shayne leaned up and kissed him Damien kissed back almost immediately trying with everything in his power not to lose control. He only barely managed. Although he realized Shayne probably could've taken it. He's a wolf after all.

Well would you look at that?? I actually wrote something (I have been writing things I just haven't finished them. I literally have like 8 different drafts for oneshot chapters. I'll get around to it).

Don't say anything about twilight I swear to fuck

Question: vampires or Wolves?

Answer: Vampires.