A duck, a deer and a skunk went out to dinner for their birthdays. They all order filet mingnon and enjoyed their meal.
When of came time to pay the skunk didn't have a cent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put it on the duck's bill.
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Humor#899 in Humor, August 20th, 2017 *WARNING: Before you start reading, make sure your safety belt is soundly secured and that you are tightly harnessed into your chair. Wouldn't want you falling out, but hey, at least the floor will catch you.* This i...
