Two brunettes and a blonde were traveling through the dessert when their car broke down. They decided that they should head to the nearest town because they knew there would be nobody out here for a while. One brunette decides to grab a case of water. The other brunette decides to grab some packaged food. The blonde take a screw driver out of the tool bag and unscrews the car door. They head on their way.
They arrive at the town three hours later and the townspeople see this motley crew approaching, so they go out to greet them.
"Hey."
"Hello!" The chatty blonde starts off.
"We got stuck out in the desert and then our car broke down. We almost ran out of supplies."
"Ok, you guys have a lot of stuff. Why'd you bring it all?"
The one brunette says she brought the water so they'd have something to drink.
The other brunette says she brought the food so they'd have something to eat.
The blonde says she brought car door so when it got hot they could roll the window down.
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