They say: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get". But that's completely untrue; I say: "Life is like a jar of jalapeños, what you do today can bite your butt tomorrow."
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Humor#899 in Humor, August 20th, 2017 *WARNING: Before you start reading, make sure your safety belt is soundly secured and that you are tightly harnessed into your chair. Wouldn't want you falling out, but hey, at least the floor will catch you.* This i...
