Chubby Bunny! WinterWatcher Too!

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Kinkajou: Yay! We're back!

Winter: From what?

Kinkajou: Um... ANYWAYS LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE! And NO I AM NOT IGNORING WINTER'S QUESTION! WHY DO YOU ASK?!

Moon: Okay... That just went from normal to weird in 3 seconds...

Kinkajou: Hey!

*Four Envelopes appear in mid-air* *All four land on Moon's tail*

Moon: OWWWW! AND OWWWW! AND OWWWW! AND OWWWW!

Qibli: That was unnecessary. Couldn't you have just said, " Ooooooooowwwww! That hurt! All 4 of them!"

Peril: In my opinion, The "Four Owwwws" was better. Really funny to see Moon acting like a doofus.

Turtle: Can we get on with the envelopes? Or are we going to argue about dragons saying, "Ow"

Kinkajou: DRAGONS SAYING, "OW"! SO I TOTALLY THINK THAT...


One "Brief" (Maybe about 1 hour?) Intermission later...


Moon: OK! Nevermind that! Let's get going. First one, from... CosmicKestrel. Kinkajou. Do the Chubby Bunny Challenge.

Winter: What's a bunny? Sorry if this sounds stupid. I know all about penguins and polar bears but no idea about "Warm-temperatured-blood-animals".

Moon: It's warm-blooded. Not.. Nevermind. A bunny is a little furry animal 5 times shorter than an adult scavenger with long ears.

Kinkajou: WAIT! *Takes out "Party Games for Kids"* Hmmmm... Mhhh hmmmm... The Chubby Bunny Challenge is where one stuffs his/her mouth with as many marshmallows as possible whilst saying 'Chubby Bunny' everytime you put a marshmallow in.

Winter: What's a marshmallow?

*Everyone facetalons*


After getting a bag of marshmallows ( and explaining to Winter the fundamentals of a marshmallow)...

Qibli: Ready?

Kinkajou: READY!

Peril: Let's Go! This is going to be so hilarious. First, Moon. Now, Kinkajou is going to look like a doofus! I mean.. LET THE CHUBBY BUNNY CHALLENGE!

*Kinkajou puts one marshmallow in her mouth*

Kinkajou: Ohhh my goshhhh. This tastes so good! Oh wait. CHUBBY BUNNY ONE!

*Puts another one in*

Kinkajou: Chubbbbyyy bunnyyyyy twwwwoooooo!

A few minutes later...

Kinkajou: SHUMMBY BHUMMBY SHMEVENGTINGSH!

Moon: What number is she at?

Peril: I don't know I lost count around 12.

Turtle: Me too. Lost count around "CHSHUMMY BHUUGGMMY FHOURSHEEN"

*Winter and Qibli are rolling on the floor laughing*

Moon: Kinkajou! I think you should stop now!

Kinkajou: MSHHMOKHAEY!

*Kinkajou swallows all the marshmallow*

Kinkajou: That's TWENTY! TWENTY CAPSULES OF FLUFFY PURE JOY!!

Winter: Okay! *Wipes a tear away* Let's get onto the next dare.

*Qibli opens the next envelope*

Qibli: Hey! Look our first truth! From stingylover! Kinkajou. Would you kill Qibli to make WinterWatcher happen. Also #WinterWatcher4Life

Winter: Ash-tack? Ham-tam?

Peril: Are you dumb or dumb?

Winter: Neither. I'm just not as educated as you. I happened to have trained as a warrior!

Qibli: Hah! Kinkajou would never do that.

*Kinkajou opens her mouth with her venom-shooting fangs on display*

Qibli: Wait what?! Kinkajou are you really goin...

Kinkajou: Sorry!

*Kinkajou shoots venom into Qibli's eyes*

Qibli: AHHHHHHHHH! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!

Moon: I can't help but notice it was a TRUTH not a DARE.

Kinkajou: Oops! Sorry! But still. WINTERWATCHERFORLIFE!

*Qibli dies* *Turtle sighs*

Turtle: I'll get him...

......

(As per normal, Comment your truths and dares! P.S. The other 2 enevlopes are for the next chapter so hold your dragons. Ok that was bad...)


Shoutouts:

Shoutout to stingylover and CosmicKestrel! Thanks for supporting me! Be sure to check them out!

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