Wings of Fire: Truth or Dare (With the Jade Winglet)

Return (Extra Long special)

Hi, I've decided to continue, just please no M18 stuff please there are other authors for that. Ok, let's get started.

Also I'm writing this with the assumption that you've read up till book 10, if you haven't you aren't a true Wings of Fire Fan. WAIT! *Multiple people clicks off book* (*Insert any curse word your colourful mind comes up with :)* ) That was a joke please don't kill me, I sincerely apologise if you are depressed, short of time, stressed, in poverty, unable to buy the book, etc. (But seriously like if you don't have it, it's good)

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Turtle: Hello readers, I'm not supposed to break the 4th wall but I'm casting a spell to make it so that everyone else feels like there wasn't a gap in writing. (Also cause I don't want to have to copy and paste kinkajou saying "We're back" several times) I'm also gonna uhm get rid of 4th wall breaks, just uh... pretend this never happe.. (Thor: Noooooooo.)

*Flash*

Kinkajou: We're back! (I'm sorry)

Winter: If you say that one more time I'll...

Qibli: Stuff your face with pineapples? Oh wait that's what Kinkajou would say. Feed you to a pit of Dragonbite vipers?

Peril: Or perhaps... Snap your neck?

Turtle and Moon: OH SNAP!

Winter: I was going to say disembowel but those are all great options, except for the pineapples.

Qibli: Old habits never die eh...

Winter: Shut up! (If you are at an age where you cant say this yet replace it with "Shut your face hole." Stop bringing up Artic, we defeated Darkstalker already, we're over this. (This shouldn't be a spoiler because I warned you earlier but if it is I'm sor Nope you deserve it)

Moon: Guys...

Everyone else but Moon: *Intense Arguing ensues*

(Qibli: Says the dragon that frostbreathed. (Idk what the word is :)) me! Peril: That's such a bad reference. Kinkajou: Says the Dragon that brought up OH SNAP")

Moon: Guys we have like a few dares to do..

*Still arguing*

Moon: First one(Everyone has settled down at this point because lazy writing)

*Opens envelope*

Moon: I saw Moon to be trapped inside a closet. -Piggy9000 (I only noticed your correction after I finished but I'd already written the part you're about to read)

Peril: Saw? And I thought my English is bad.

Turtle: It's WAS bad.

Kinkajou: NO! It's WAS GREAT! Don't underestimate yourself Peril!

Winter: Shut up the guy (or girl, I will not assume his or her gender and by saying his or her I am not implying that genders are separational as everyone can choose for themselves what they want to be) probably miswrote. It's "I dare Moon to be trapped inside a closet"

*Moon finally realises what it says*

Moon: Nope... I don't like tight spaces, I'm just going t... *zap*

Moon: *Is inside closet* Crap. Turtle, I would say I'm gonna kill you but I'd sound like Peril.

Peril: Hey! *Attempts to burn closet*

Everyone except Moon and Peril: Nooooooo!

*Winter frostbreaths Peril's talon which just makes a shower of water come from her hand and makes her look like a waterbender* (WinterWatcher shippers: Oh my gosh Winter would use his frostbreath to protect Moon! ReEeEeEeEeEeE)

*Qibli attempts to stab with tail and then thinks otherwise* (WinterWatcher shippers: iF qIbLi ReAlLy LoVeD mOoN hE wouldn't have thought twice!)(Again this is a joke please don't kill me. I'm joking cause I don't want to have triggered WinterWatcher shippers)

*Turtle mumbles: "But what if I accidentally freeze Peril forever... That would be terrible."

*Kinkajou starts hurling pineapples at Peril*

Kinkajou: NO! BACK OFF!

Peril: I was joking (*She wasn't but she better act like she was* REFERENCE!)

*Moon finally shoves her way out of closet*

Moon: What the... (Insert whatever your colourful mind comes up with)

*Moon looking at Peril with steam rising off her and a pile of fried goopy pineapples at her feet*

Qibli: Don't ask.

Moon: Okay... next envelope. *Carefully steps around goopy pineapples to grab an envelope*

Moon: I dare moon to confess her feelings for both siblings and winter. -889363a (Infuriatingly complicated username btw I had to keep tabbing out to get it right)

Turtle: You have siblings?

Peril: You have feelings for them?

Kinkajou: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT BOTH?! (rEeEeEeEeEeEe)

Qibli: I think it's supposed to be Qibli.

Winter: Hah! Your name's so strange when the person was checking the letter he/she probably went "Kwhy Blee? What's that? Oh. I probably meant siblings

*Qibli and Winter both look at Moon*

We have interrupted your reading experience because that's controversial and I don't want deal with triggered shippers. so.. I have done 2 separate versions for each ship. If your ship is Qinter Wtf is wrong with you. WAIT! THAT WAS A JOKE! I respect the LGBT community. Please don't kill me.

WinterWatcherShippers: (*Starts ranting about how caring Winter is based on Book 7)

Moon: Um... actually I like Winter more. *Hurt eyes from Qibli* (This is the part where you squeal in the delight and I scream at the moonbli shippers. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE DONT YOU DARE GET TRIGGERED OR I'L...

MoonBliShippers: (*WTF It's canon from book 10 idiots*)

Moon: Um didn't we establish Qibli and I were together? (In book 10, if that's a spoiler entirely your fault. boohoo cry me a river. but actually please don't cry I'm very sorry)

Turtle: And NEXT DARE. Don't dwell on that! (I don't want to write a 200 word argument)

Turtle: I dare Winter to hug the queen - stingylover (Idk if you wrote this before of after snowfall became queen but either way it makes it more hilarious)

Winter: Ew what. no. Snowfall and I were never close during my childhood and... *Turtle starts muttering* TURTLE DON'T YOU DARE YOU C... (You can come up with what he was about to say)

*zap*

Snowfall: Winter? Why are you here? I mean you're welcome but I'd would've thought you'd send a letter to tell me you were coming.

Winter: Snowfall what I'm about to do is not to be taking seriously.

Snowfall: What do you m... *gets hugged* WHAT THE f(ront door what did you think it was you sick f*ck. also spiderman reference)

*zap*

Peril: You're gonna have some explaining to do.

*Winter frostbreaths Peril*

Peril: ArGhH tHe HoRrOr.

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Ok. that's gonna be it for this part. I forgot how I ended these. I think... Cya guys? Send the dares in.

-LongEvities